Mary

[Sia🦋 @riralovex]

physically im 2 days away from October, emotionally im still processing march

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

When Miley said “I allowed so many people to just come and add their toxic fucking breathe to my air, and suck out the life of my space. And I am over that” I FELT THAT @callherdaddy

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

I’m so heavy on the “I love you” and “be safe” because life isn’t fair and life is too short

[Mary @Maryforrest0418]

Especially on keywaden... acting like they’ve never seen a booty before

[😽 @bblluvs]

Normalize telling old men what the fuck is up when staring for too long

[😽 @bblluvs]

Normalize telling old men what the fuck is up when staring for too long

[Call Her Daddy @callherdaddy]

FUCK IT IT’S LIVE!!! NEW EPISODE- ‘Let’s Have Sex Again (PART 1)💦Alex & Sav talk slow stroke sex, strategically not sleeping with men for an extended period of time, updated details of the Gluck Gluck, and how to ride on top. ENJOY ❤️https://t.co/GL6i61Cp5u

[Metro Bloomin 🌼 @say_daisyyy]

Is it just me or all hand sanitizer smells different now since corona? And not in a good way, shit smells like cheap ass tequila

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

Sorry I can’t text anyone back I’m busy overthinking about every aspect of my life

[Mary @Maryforrest0418]

In a weird stop where I wanna be alone... but I’m also lonely asf.

[Mary @Maryforrest0418]

Hate when I’m giving relationship advice after they literally ask and they say “oh I know I know” bitch if you know why you askin? Obvi you don’t know if you’re goin back to this toxic kid.

[Mary @Maryforrest0418]

Damn... imAgine having a friend who has to make sure they look okay for you to post a picture.. just imagine

[Mary @Maryforrest0418]

Birthdays are so hard for me now. Fuck

[Mary @Maryforrest0418]

I just realized my aunts voice in her Instagram videos sound exactly like Carole baskins.. that explains everything

[Mary @Maryforrest0418]

When you fall asleep watching #vanderpumprules, and you wake up 4 hours later they’re still arguing about the same thing🤣

[Yung Gravy 🥧 @yunggravy]

THE CHEF LORD HIMSELF BUMPING SOME GRAVY

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

20 years.
6 championships.
A lifetime of memories.

Thank you, Tom.

[Mary @Maryforrest0418]

Welp.. I got sent home in less then 30 minutes of being at work for coughing 🥴

[Mary @Maryforrest0418]

Man I swear if I hear “no invite” one more fuckin time