Mary

cats ♥ wine ♥

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

subtitles or no subtitles?

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

WHERE’S HER GRAMMY??

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

adorned by the finest textiles

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

absolutely need to be tucked in like this

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

happy holidays

[trash jones @jzux]

truly sad the way adulthood kills all your hobbies. i’m lucky if i read 5 books a year. too tired to play guitar. too tired to cook beautiful meals.

we warn people not to make work their identity, but how can you not when work systematically strips away every other part of you?

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

they don’t make movies like this anymore:

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

‘fruit has a lot of carbs and sugars’ one day you are going to DIE!!!!! you are going to be DEAD FOREVER!!!!!!!! eat the damn strawberries and shut the fuck up!

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“Ur so strong and amazing! Push through you got this!”

Me pushing thru:

[Katie Perry @katieeperry]

How about this for a cross-generational collab

[who cares @DianaG2772]

Legit call from the school:

Principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. Your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; Like in her arms. It did bite her—not hard, but I needed to inform you that we filed an incident report

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

me when mangos exist

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

they don't wanna see u hootin' cause they scared to see u hollerin