Maryssa Rose Lynne

my full name doesn't fit on twitter.

[Maryssa Rose Lynne @MaryssaZeitz]

Everyone jokes about Brittney Spears 2007 but that was literally me last spring lmao.

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How is my baby so perfect

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30 weeks

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Grow bb grow

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Spencer is asleep on my lap and baby girl just kicked her. Never have I seen Spencer more offended 😂

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Currently craving golden grahams, a peanut butter bacon burger, and butter chicken. Pregnancy cravings, who dat?

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If anyone wants to know what marriage is like, know that my husband and I just had an argument over if Freddie Prince Jr was the right choice for the live Scooby Doo movies.

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“Well I’m glad ONE of us can sleep comfortably” - me, while glaring at the cat.

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Just here to say that Influenza is still more dangerous (and prevalent) than Coronavirus; it’s just not villainized by the media 🙃✌🏻

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@christinehhhhh @Taylor_Reed_ Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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@christinehhhhh All of my coworkers have confirmed this is weird.

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Call me narrow minded but I just don’t see how running fancy “crystal” rocks on your face counts as skin care.

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Me: actually drinks 2 litres of water on my night shift instead of Diet Coke and coffee and doesn’t get a headache
Also me: correlation is not causation

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Me: *discussing cats with my patient and whips out my phone to show them pictures*
My student: “oh no she’s found another victim...”

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I got called Mrs. Zeitz today and lemme tell you, it was weird af.

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@christinehhhhh Me when I wrote my NCLEX

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Why did I spend years on the anti-romper train? Rompers are wonderful. Rompers are life.

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Ugh I hate looking back at old photos because I was so much slimmer and I legitimately thought I was super overweight and it just makes me so sad to think about how much I hated myself 😩 #bootyisbeauty

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Lemme tell you, there is no greater feeling in the world than your kitten waking you up for cuddles.

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@aislinn_heather Are you making small talk about Jello...