Mary 🇵🇰

A Mashraqi Larki surviving in Pardes.

[Mary 🇵🇰 @MaryumMirxa]

"YES, You CAN"
*Note To Self*

[Mary 🇵🇰 @MaryumMirxa]

@mesyedhassan @GermanyDiplo Use auto fill for bio data and then carefully fill the captcha because once you enter it wrong then it’s too late to re-type.
PS: open the appointment page a few minutes before it’s midnight in Germany and keep refreshing the page to practice for captcha.

[Mary 🇵🇰 @MaryumMirxa]

Am I the only one who’s still not ready to face the world without mask??? 😷

[Attiقa khaن @AttiQa_ho]

"Fake scenarios" is the secret of my happy life!!

[Arsalan Naseer @ArslanNaseerCBA]

Alhamdulillah har government pichli government pe ilzaam ka maatam kertey kertey apna tenure pura ker deti hai 👌...

Root cause search kiya jaye to kaheen Shehensha Babar na expose ho jayein 🙄

[Ariba Shahid @AribaShahid]

I like the fact that some Pakistani men don't wait for you to ask them to help lift your suitcase into the overhead compartment. They just do it for you while making zero eye contact. 👏 👏 👏

[Mary 🇵🇰 @MaryumMirxa]

“It wasn’t the conspiracy, it was intervention.”

“I didn’t punch you, I hit you.”

[Mary 🇵🇰 @MaryumMirxa]

Realised it after 4+ years of walking in the forest on almost every weekend that when JJ said “Janglon main bhi rasty to hain, humain bhi koi mil he jaye ga”, he was talking about the “Rasta”.

[Mary 🇵🇰 @MaryumMirxa]

Survived 4 years and still surviving well!!

[Mary 🇵🇰 @MaryumMirxa]

Me: Enough of the German language for today. Time for Urdu now.
The Urdu drama : *Starts playing German* 🤦🏻‍♀️
#SangeMah

[Twitt.Arhum @arhuml92]

I was so young and naive. When I started working, I looked at all the middle aged people chugging coffee throughout the day and bragged about never needing it. Now I’m usually on my second cup by 12pm.

[Mary 🇵🇰 @MaryumMirxa]

Maybe I should also learn how to be at least as strong to let things go if they don’t go my way as EU is letting meta.

[Mary 🇵🇰 @MaryumMirxa]

And to make it worse, hair wash is a must due to pandemic regulations and the cost of hair wash increases based on your hair length 🥺

[Mary 🇵🇰 @MaryumMirxa]

Being able to go out freely and yet choosing to stay at home!
*Laziness level 999999*

[Sajeer Shaikh @sajeershaikh]

The desi urge to not post accomplishments on social media because of nazar 🧿

[Monzter 🇮🇷🍉 @MarxKiAnkh]

You want me to eat an apple? The thing that got us exiled from nothingness into eternal pain of existence?

[Mary 🇵🇰 @MaryumMirxa]

@11_hasnii 😂😂

[Mary 🇵🇰 @MaryumMirxa]

What to do when someone apologises for what they did 11 years ago???

[Mary 🇵🇰 @MaryumMirxa]

@11_hasnii Guts ki bat ha warna her ksi k Bus ki bat nhi itni purani bat k lye sorry bolna.. yahan log apni man-pasand kahanian bana kr dusron ki repo kharab kr k b duniya k samny achy bany phirty hain to jo usne bola wo to kuch b nhi tha is k sammy… 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Mary 🇵🇰 @MaryumMirxa]

@shehroz_q Haven’t accepted the message request, I would rather just ignore.