my grandparents came to look after me after my surgery and my grandad told me he wanted to make me feel better, he told me heβs been painting my nanβs nails for 30 years and that he wanted to paint mine and I needed to share this. βHow many coats do you have on?βππ
so weβre 2 hours into the races, and el comes and tells me someone has spilt red wine down her... no problem. Got some more red wine and fixed it and I think weβve just made a new product to PLTs festival range
Trying to price up fake grass for the new house. WHY IS THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF GRASS!.. cant decide between the "elegance" or the "sensation" π€¦π½ββοΈ #lordgivemestrength
Me and cars just dont go. Literally only know how to drive it and put petrol in π air in tyres? No. Fill oil? No? Warning lights on my dash? It looks pretty π€·π½ββοΈπ€£
So we got a mortgage and reserved a new build about two months ago. Drive past it every day, pointing out progress etc. Yesterday all our deeds came in the post turns out the house weβve been saying is ours .. isnβt ours πππππππ
No, they will tell you that around 830 women die from pregnancy- or childbirth-related complications every day. Theyβll also tell you that maternal-death rates have fallen in most developed nations. BUT IT HAS RISEN IN THE US. Thanks to fuckwits like you.
Bagillt kebab online ordering is way too easy. I canβt stop ordering π€¦π½ββοΈ bet they see my order and theyβre like βhere she is again piggyβ