Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛

Animals make me happy, people not so much ~Proverbs 31:8 ✨ 💉🐾🔬Nurse for animals

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

We guarantee applause after our showgirl's next trick. 👏 2 hours. https://t.co/ZSGtuHT89J

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

Hey @LEGO_Group you should start a thing where brides can send pictures of their bridal bouquets and you turn it into a Lego bouquet for them. As an upcoming bride, I’d buy.

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

Ya know, the new “permanent” jewelry trend might sound cool until it either turns green, turns your skin green, or until you a actually need it off and don’t have the tolls/equipment.
Why?

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

I feel bad for all the other movies coming out mid October through November. Ain’t nobody gonna be in the theaters except Swifties. 🫶🏼

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

Big Brother mics are so sensitive around their heartbeats, they sound like they’re trying to help Taylor re-record Wildest Dreams. #BB25 #BigBrother #1989TaylorsVersion

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

Doctors would pay big money to have a stethoscope made of whatever amplifier those Big Brother mics have.
#TheheartbeatsDuringHugs 😳 #BigBrother

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

I’m never gonna financially recover from being a Swiftie. 🙃

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

Petition to make a law that residential/neighborhood fireworks can only be let off a certain amount of days (like up to 2 days) before a holiday, and a certain amount after holiday??
My dogs going crazy tonight.
Plus.. not just animals have issues with fireworks.

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

When you realize your favorite Taylor Swift album in TAYLORS VERSION is going to be available in time for you to have TAYLORS VERSION at your wedding. 💜
Now just need 1989 for “you are in love” song.

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

When you look up how long a bike ride from your hotel to the stadium is (to avoid traffic issues) then realize you don’t wanna be biking in downtown atlanta at night.. if ya got any tips on how to get Ubers in a high demand let me know lol.

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

Gonna be representing ALL the eras just on my feet!! #AtlantaTSTheErasTour #TAYLORSWIFT #Eras

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

Why do I always start watching American Idol and then I give my own “personal audition” to my cats in the living room and they leave the room… 😂😂🤣

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

Me strategizing how to put together an outfit for #ErasTour and represent EVERY Taylor Swift era and it all “match” and look good.

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

Ethan is currently sleep talking about “mathematics”…
Hope I never have to do math in my sleep.. 😅

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

Already having dreams of meeting Taylor Swift at the Eras concert. My mind likes to give me high expectations but ok. #ErasTour

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

Me trying to tell my dad my email over the phone when he doesn’t know what an underscore is… 🤦🏽‍♀️ “no.. smith is not underlined, there’s an underscore between Mary and smith.. like a dash but low.. don’t put a dash..” _

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Introverts are actually talkative when they trust and get comfortable with someone.

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

I forget about this app sometimes…

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

Can Pringle’s explain? My fiancé found this while we were snacking on some sour cream and onion pringles from Kroger. @Pringles

[Mary Smith🐾 △⃒⃘ ⚯͛ @MaryyyVictoria]

Leave it to me to slip while administering my Flonase stuff and end up squirting it right into my eye.. t’is the season of my allergies.