Marzuq

Go brush your teeth

[Marzuq @MarzuqKhan]

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[Marzuq @MarzuqKhan]

"I never tell lies, I always speak the truth" — Every compulsive liar

[Mahdi Rastani @mahdi_rastani]

You need a friend who will tell you the truth. But you don't need a friend who is constantly negative.

There's a big difference between the two.

[Marzuq @MarzuqKhan]

Soon as James Gunn is done with GOTG 3 send him to jail for them past tweets he got in trouble for. How's man just gonna turn up and wreck all DC plans with Black Adam and Superman ffs??? 😠

[Marzuq @MarzuqKhan]

World Cup is 100% fixed😂

[Marzuq @MarzuqKhan]

Is it just me or does the PM situation in UK feel a bit like a Game of Thrones situation going on? 3 PMs in 7 weeks you know #VoteForMichaelDapaah

[Marzuq @MarzuqKhan]

Mandem are first to say "Allahu akbar" on the streets but last to say it in the masjid🤦🏾‍♂️
#LeicesterWars

[Marzuq @MarzuqKhan]

It is sad but truthful that some people simply grow old, but they'll never grow up...

[Marzuq @MarzuqKhan]

What do the LGBTQ+ community and the Pakistani community have in common?

They both often celebrate pride a few times a year

[Marzuq @MarzuqKhan]

Nandos is overpriced and overrated
#iRegretNothing

[Ismail Kamdar @IsmailKamdar]

The "only God can judge" crowd are the most judgmental and intolerant. Disagree with them, preach morality, portray an ethical lifestyle, and see how quickly they judge you.

[Marzuq @MarzuqKhan]

RED FLAG - when you call up a place to check if they're halal for them to say no at first then change to a yes 5 seconds later

[Marzuq @MarzuqKhan]

Inflation goes up 10.1% and wages decrease by 3%....think everyone should start walking around with "mug" written on the forehead

[Marzuq @MarzuqKhan]

When you just minding your own business then boom someone's nazar catches up with you😒

[Marzuq @MarzuqKhan]

Apparently Thor and Spider-Man didn't go through shit.....coming from the same guy who says Captain America was pretending he couldn't pick up Mjolnir🤦🏾‍♂️

FYI he wasn't worthy at the time cos he kept secrets from Tony #illFightYouAllOnThis

[Marvel Updates @Updates4Marvel]

"I don't think any single person has gone through more pain and trauma than #WandaMaximoff",says #KevinFeige!

[Marzuq @MarzuqKhan]

Honesty ALWAYS pays #Alhamdulillah