Masakari

“I'm going, she said. I love you but you're crazy, you're doomed.”

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Fucking Idiot Has Perfect GIF For That https://t.co/ipZcwWhnxe

[The Onion @TheOnion]

J.K. Rowling Apologizes For Not Making It Clear That Ron Weasley Is The Anti-Semitic Caricature https://t.co/wFQ6MV1Wlp

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Sesame Street’ Introduces First Enigmatic Muppet Who Has Yet To Reveal True Intentions https://t.co/m6njFiGDMq

[Scott Lemieux @LemieuxLGM]

How it started/how it's going

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

lmao Rep. Dean has Hur read the part of his report where he owns Trump

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

I'm going to cover Robert Hur's testimony to the House Judiciary Committee in this thread. Follow along for highlights 👇

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

MAGA Mike Johnson wants to clap so bad.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

This is Mark Robinson.

Republicans just nominated a literal Holocaust denier for governor of North Carolina.

[Masakari @Masakari1]

@NoEngrishPlease u r gay

[Masakari @Masakari1]

@NoEngrishPlease @hannystyles69 Going to report you for harassment

[Masakari @Masakari1]

@Mechanix_Wear I go through about a box a week and while I’ve seen one or two gloves fused before, this is the first experience where nearly the entire box wasn’t salvageable.

[The Millennial Snowflake 🇵🇸 @Teh_Snowflake]

Millennials are killing the hedge fund industry.

[Streetinsider.com @Street_Insider]

CNBC's David Faber said he is hearing a number of hedge funds are in similar trouble that Melvin Capital saw in its GameStop $GME and may need to be bailed out.

[Masakari @Masakari1]

@Towelhead9 @UltraXBT Should have bought 400k of $GME

[Laz 🏈 👀 @crumbbutler]

Well I thought he’d last longer than THAT

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

“This could’ve been an email”

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i'm starting to think this q guy might have been fake...

[Chanel East Coast ✌ @NoEngrishPlease]

RT for bad luck ✨