Steph

Professional elbow masseuse, dog lover, overly emotionally invested in hockey, and PCO Queen.

Judson University | Class of 2018

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

The most romantic thing ever said to me: "Goodnight Patrick I love you."

Thanks @anthreedsteve

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

Just watched 3 minutes of the proposal on accident and I'm not sure if I need to throw up or just take a shower... either way those 3 minutes are never coming back.

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

"We are burritoed in Jesus' righteousness." -@anthreedsteve

[Madelyn Banks @madelyn_banks]

If I could put into words how CRUCIAL it is to check in on your friends, even the ones you live with or see every day, I would.

Attempt: it’s REALLY CRUCIAL. Have a life update sesh at 11:30 at night. Catch up on everything you need to and don’t let schedules hinder you.

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

I spent 80% of my work day on Planning Center Services and I'm not even mad about it. Livin' the dream like a PCO Queen 😎

Also, shout out to Channelle Brocke from @PCOServices for helping me today and saying "wow" after looking at how many service types I'm working with.

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

Primetime TV has fed into this delusion for years by putting a little slash after all their show times.

But it's all just a lie. They're still behind an hour.

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

The midwest thinks they're the cool ones because everything is always early when in reality they're actually just an hour late to the party.

#EastcoastBeastcoast

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

*talking about my dad's new job over dinner*

Grandma: you know I thought this kind of job would be more relaxing.
Me: I think you're confusing warehouse management with retirement, grandma.

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

I've been trying to get my grandma to say quinoa for 2 weeks. Most of the time she just settles for calling it brown rice or cuscus.

When she tries it usually comes out as some variation of "qweenwoa". Next it'll probably be "La Quinta".

#asiangrandma #quinoa

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

Why does healthcare have to be so complicated?
And why do all doctors have to have crazy last names?

I'm in the process of trying to answer these questions.
#adulting #google

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

Geez #Magic is so good but why do you have to wreck me with the very first track @benrector?

Like tears were about to come out of my face. What the heck.

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

One of the perks of working with people internationally is getting emails at the most random times.
#ilovemyjob #butforrealineedtosleep

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

*5 minutes in*
Grandma: This is making me so tired.
Me: No it's not. You just don't like it because you don't get it.
Grandma: Yeah, you're right.

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

I'm trying to teach my grandma how to order groceries on her ipad and she said that it was "urusei". I deduced that "urusei" means extra. 😂

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

It's May first... Holy cow guys.

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

@JosiahVik Finishing up a speech right now and contemplating if I care.

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

I was watching an air travel video and remembered that boeing is discontinuing the 747 and I got sad...
I'm a nerd. Judge me.

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

For the first time in my life I am doing homework that's due on Friday because I have no other homework to do.

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

Just ordered my cap and gown... Y'all, it's getting really real.

[Steph @MasakoNinja]

@maraschumacher7 back up plan???