**IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT**
The Committee™️ is pleased to bestow the prestiged title of “Hunter Renfroe 7.0” upon Abraham Toro.
He joins the esteemed ranks of great former Hunter Renfroe’s:
HR himself
Schwarber
Duvall
Turner
TON
Dom Smith
Congrats Abe & @AbeToroEnjoyer!
@Jared_Carrabis I refuse to engage with that guy, but the fact that they would have to play .583 ball (inconceivable) from this point forward just to win 75 games is disgusting
Red Sox lineup at Rockies tonight, with Jarren Duran on the bench:
Eaton LF
Rafaela CF
Abreu RF
Contreras 1B
Durbin 3B
Seigler 2B
Monasterio SS
Wong DH
Narváez C
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Suarez P
@EdHand89 Putting aside mookie (obviously, but I also consider him leaving inevitable, both sides at fault)
The 4/$80M lowball is the stray match that burned the whole house down.
@Bagz2K Fuck yeah Bagz. Happy first Father’s Day!
The good news is the Red Sox can’t trade Rafael Devers on your first Father’s Day like they did to me
@ChrisCotillo Non sarcastic feedback - I appreciate this format remaining as someone who often:
sees the twitter notification while mid-workday
reads the lineup in <5s
deletes the noti and never actually clicks on the tweet
Spots remain