Bigkaka Meshack

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

I think Curaçao and Brazil should play to settle the true owner of the 7-1 scoreline

[£🇦🇷 @Rolexsznn]

Rest assured, I’m exactly like every other guy. I’m never going to pull the “I’m not like them” gimmick just to impress you.

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

if we talk, you’re not single, we're in a pending relationship. you’re in my cart 🛒

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Tacticos tukipatana locals hua vibe moja kali sana. Halftime ata hakuna mtu ako na time ya kina Garry Neville, ball knowledge iko hapa ata wao hawana.

[Ƙŵɓñ🇬🇭🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Me explaining to bro that we should start a coff!n and c*ndom business and make the slogan "We got you covered whether you're coming or going " :

[Dhaboy 😎 @dhaboy01]

You actually don’t need HDMI to connect your laptop to your TV.

Just Press Windows+K

[AG @art_gambino_]

In my mind mi nishamake it
Nangoja Life icatchup.

[ཿ @rubuccas]

a única coisa que eu faria pelas costas da minha namorada é olhar pra bunda dela

[Bigkaka Meshack @Maseno_Meshack]

@KijanayaKabras He was my chemistry teacher, na let me tell you that guy had already achieved a lot.

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

What most of you call “living your best life” is usually whoring with zero accountability.

[mr vvs @vvsjeweler]

Imagine busting your ass for years working hard and becoming a 1%er. Then some woman on social media tells you that being a stepfather is beneficial to you.

[lobistars🇵🇹 @john322226]

Not even up to 12 minutes and South Africa is already embarrassing Asian continent.

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

mfs be smacking yo girls aśs at work and all she say is "stawwwwp" 😭💀

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

We worked on our handwriting for 16 years just to end up using keyboard.

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

Mpesa inaingia safaricom wananitext offer zao...buana hii pesa ni ya pombe sitaki credo mimi

[Ezennaya🧊 @Chrisslimz]

Women are designed to completely destroy any man that becomes emotionally attached to them..

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

One of my biggest fears is dating someone who will post me on social media, and then cheat on me. Making me a famous fool.

[wande @blaccmajek]

I have stopped doing anything for girls that don’t do anything for me.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

The number of rich guys in this country do not correlate with the number of women making threats to leave you for rich guy.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The day the Camel babes will remove the curtains, the Tilapia Babes will vacate Kenya! Heshima Itadumu!