Nicole 🔪

I’m taking karate classes online

[Nicole 🔪 @Maserballss]

What is it called when you love spending money on other people but you hate it when other people spend money on you

[summrs @1luckixho]

if yo ex texted you right now and said come outside wyd

[Nicole 🔪 @Maserballss]

Calling anyone a slur isn’t funny but there’s just something about calling robots a “clanker” that I find very funny

[Nicole 🔪 @Maserballss]

I started watching this with zero faith and then ended up eating my words

[Nicole 🔪 @Maserballss]

@Ify__oma @eric_maz

[Nicole 🔪 @Maserballss]

I’m selling a Nixon watch on Poshmark and people really have the fucking audacity to make an offer of only $10? ITS $18 ALREADY YOU CHEAP FUCKS. GTFO

[Nicole 🔪 @Maserballss]

Can you believe I stayed with him for years talking to me like this lololololol

[Nicole 🔪 @Maserballss]

Should we play a game of “how many times did your ex tell you to kys” cause I’m pretty sure I’d win

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Not now kitten. Mommy’s busy looking at a menu online for a restaurant she might be going to 2 months from now

[Nicole 🔪 @Maserballss]

Should we play a game of “how many times did your ex tell you to kys” cause I’m pretty sure I’d win

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

house of the dragon you will always be famous for this

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

I love Pop Base reporting on this as if it is a real political event

[Nicole 🔪 @Maserballss]

@Fraternizing

[Rayyvana @RayyvanaTTV]

One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert” until he got rid of them

[bonnie @fwrosting]

all ur boyfriend does is smoke and give you meat bitch ur dating a bbq

[Nicole 🔪 @Maserballss]

First time in my life I’ve left the nail salon hating my nails. Idk what to do. I didn’t speak up for myself because I’m a people please and hate it when people have to start over for me ughhh IDK WHAT DO I DO

[Nicole 🔪 @Maserballss]

I forgot to say anything on my 5 year anniversary but on June 24th I’ll be 5 1/2 years alcohol free 🤭👏🏽

[Nicole 🔪 @Maserballss]

@Fraternizing @ridhima_z LMAOOOO STOP 😂😂😂