Mshindi

A refined house gorilla with fine taste.

[Mshindi @Mashindi3]

I’ve been wondering for many months my dear. Yet I’ve been consistently shut down by your cold heart. And now you rub it in on here for all to see my shame. I hope you aren’t breaking @GenoBiscontePA’s heart.

[Alex Engelbert @Alex_Engelbert]

If you're wondering what it's like to date me, I interrupted whatever it was the guy I'm dating was saying to ask him how he felt about bees going extinct.

[Mshindi @Mashindi3]

#waterheads can you say unrestricted?

[Mshindi @Mashindi3]

@Alex_Engelbert Tease

[Mshindi @Mashindi3]

@ArcadeComedy I do implore you to book @ChrissieMayr @GenoBiscontePA and @aaronbergcomedy. It would be a funny show that would sell out in minutes.

[Mshindi @Mashindi3]

@atpburke @kevinbrennan666 @zaniesrosemont Chicago is so gross

[Mshindi @Mashindi3]

If you were with me you could stay at home and be a socialite. Come be my kept woman. @GenoBiscontePA can’t take care of you like I can. Trust me. I have a larger than average penis and lots of money.

[Alex Engelbert @Alex_Engelbert]

Not really quite sure what you were trying to get at here.

[Mshindi @Mashindi3]

Funny things my friend say-
“I don't have to wait in line with everyone else, right?" #ipoopinside #poshrilla

[Isis Phaggot @IsisPhaggot]

Follow @ThePoseidon69 he is funny as fuck bros. @2DMpod @BigP4H @MikeWardca

[Isis Phaggot @IsisPhaggot]

#ROTD Pizza Party Bro!
@aaronbergcomedy @GenoBiscontePA @InHotWatershow @Thurdeye @jtheswitch #RapeOfTheDay

[Mshindi @Mashindi3]

A shameless plug for my favorite Vineyard #ROTD

[Alex Engelbert @Alex_Engelbert]

@Mashindi3 @GenoBiscontePA @aaronbergcomedy @InHotWatershow Who raped better?!?!

[Mshindi @Mashindi3]

#rapeoftheday
@GenoBiscontePA @aaronbergcomedy @InHotWatershow @Alex_Engelbert call me!📲

[Alex Engelbert @Alex_Engelbert]

@DeandreHarambe @InHotWatershow @aaronbergcomedy @GenoBiscontePA @Mashindi3 Damn it Deandre!

[Mshindi @Mashindi3]

@StaceyPrussman @bobo103nyc @TheRevBobLevy The picture has sub quality resolution. I can’t not see anything. Please take more bathing suit selfies.

[Mshindi @Mashindi3]

@Alex_Engelbert @flyover_phil @DeandreHarambe Collecting unemployment waiting for a call from @AliNotAlli

[Mshindi @Mashindi3]

Heartbreak is such sweet sorrow.

[Alex Engelbert @Alex_Engelbert]

So excited I got to Skype in to @InHotWatershow today! Sorry I missed you @Mashindi3

[Mshindi @Mashindi3]

@kevinbrennan666 It was most likely a recipe.

[Mshindi @Mashindi3]

@kevinbrennan666 @BurningBrennan Rillas don’t have no mo minutes

[Bill Schulz @BillSchulz]

It would make sense...