Masih Ahmad

Just plugging away on this pursuit of happiness.

[Masih Ahmad @Masih_425]

I’m glad Zohran Mamdani won, but I hate that my mom now has another person to compare me to.

[Masih Ahmad @Masih_425]

They are releasing a game soon. It’s a home repair sim. You pretend you own a home and you do cute little simulated DIY projects. You know how unachievable homeownership has to be for people to create a home repair sim video game.

[Masih Ahmad @Masih_425]

No one’s trying to see your story, I was just getting rid of the red circles on IG

[Masih Ahmad @Masih_425]

@JonnyBones visiting Seattle this week.

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@KaiCenat being chosen as the most popular streamer is the most fair nomination for an entertainer in history

[Masih Ahmad @Masih_425]

I miss the days of just spamming wrestling finishers with my brothers on no mercy

[Masih Ahmad @Masih_425]

Traveling is basically going to another country and being like wow we have it so much better in the USA.

[Masih Ahmad @Masih_425]

Dear @HaagenDazs_US please don’t advertise more pistachios but indeed have less pistachios. Thank you

[Masih Ahmad @Masih_425]

@playboicarti doing a better @1future sound than future. #allred sounds like prime future.

[Masih Ahmad @Masih_425]

@FCHWPO better be getting a bag for his likeness from #BLACKOPS6

[Masih Ahmad @Masih_425]

@big_business_ The king of marketing

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Playboi Carti: Atlanta is crazy boss, you know how it is

Women in the backseat: wkejekeleiene

Police Officer: What??

Playboi Carti: Don’t listen to her bro lolz

Oh my god ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[Masih Ahmad @Masih_425]

@HalfwayPost

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The back and forth between @tydollasign and @lilbaby4PF on forever rolling on #Vultures2 is incredible. Maybe one of the best back and forths in a #rap song ever.

[Masih Ahmad @Masih_425]

@DojaCat not doing a remix with #centralcee on Doja is a missed opportunity #hiphop

[Masih Ahmad @Masih_425]

Not known for shooting on the court. #ShawnKemp is going to court for shooting.

[Masih Ahmad @Masih_425]

Why @JaMorant Why?

[Masih Ahmad @Masih_425]

Why didn’t anybody tell me @tylerthecreator makes bangers and not mysterious music?

[TheBestJesusChrist @BestJesus415]

Carla Esparza nd Rose Namajunas rn 😭 nobody is doing anything #UFC274

[Masih Ahmad @Masih_425]

Just realized @KChimaev will be fighting during Ramadan. The fasting might give him some disadvantage, but I’m sure he thinks otherwise #mma #UFC273