it's CALEB.

lies day😂💧ever

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

😂😂😂

[Bible 365 @Bible365_]

Proverbs 3:5-6

[Amazing @kijanayamwingii]

Me after watching Alicia Kanini Videos in her Telegram channel

[Mohamed Osman Ali @mohamedosmanMsa]

IF THIS POST APPEARS ON YOUR TIMELINE KINDLY RETWEET AND COMMENT RUTO MUST GO
Congratulations Mercy""Tupatane Tuesday"Statehouse #Leak #GenZPollRelease

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Mama I made it!

I occupied Parliament
Remember the #occupyParliament demonstrations?

But tell daddy I’m sorry
I won’t come home tonight
Not because I’m spending at a friends’. No!
Not because I’m among the injured.
No!
Nor because I was abducted as they have to most of us.
That would have been better
I’m in a cold dark place called the morgue Mama
I know daddy will be angry why I wore his shoes
I had to, I know they are bigger but I had to
Otherwise no one could have.

I know he will complain that I have read too much political novels
Please don’t let him blame Animal Farm,
Don’t let him blame Kidagaa Kimemwozea,
Don’t let him blame Tumbo Lisiloshiba,
Don’t let him blame Kifo Kisimani,
Don’t let him blame Mstahiki Meya,
Or Parliament of Owls
They can���t be blamed.
I did it for Our country.

They hailed us for being fearless Mama!
They called it an historic moment; actually unprecedented.
Did you watch the news?
All over the country thousands of us matched forward, wearing mostly black,
chanting slogans and singing revolutionary songs.

They call us GenZ Mama.
Some Mpigs say we have watched too much Netflix and we eat KFC.
Sorry for the spelling mistakes Mama,
I meant MPs.

Did you see how we sang ‘Kudade’ with Mc Gogo?
Did you see how Juliani turned up and we sang ‘Utawala’?
That song you call ‘Nikoo njaa siwezi karanga’?
Did you hear us sing ‘Tujiangalie’by Sauti Sol?
Have you seen King Kaka’s ‘ Wanataka Kutumaliza’?
Did you see how Mulamwah gave us Tea and Mandazi?
Have you seen all the comedians, Content creators and influencers?
I told you it will be Big Mama!

We matched forward Mama Slowly and peacefully Like you told me
We said we were peaceful
They rattled us with teargas and water canons Mama
We coughed, cried and chocked to the smoke but still matched on
We matched amidst the sting of that pink water they sprayed on us with those beastly vehicles
But nothing was more painful than hearing them pass that draconian punitive Bill Mama.
Remember how you used to forcefully give us porridge by locking us between your legs, pinching our noses then pouring a tone of porridge in our forcibly opened mouth?
Leaving us with two choices; swallowing or choking to death?
That’s what they did to us yesterday Mama
But unlike in the past, today’s child chose the latter; death!

We approached the parliament as promised.
We eventually occupied Parliament Mama
Albeit briefly.
The wall gave in and we entered.
I’m sorry I did not taste the rice
As some did Mama
All I tasted was the bullets Mama
They sprayed me with bullets Mama,
That’s why i won’t come home.
My battle is over Mama
But not the revolutionary war.

[it's CALEB. @Masila_h]

@omwambaKE Wah huyu sasa

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

try again.

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

💯

[Tolbert @T3rblot]

Budget ya National Prayer Breakfast huwa ngapi? I want to see something.

[Associated News @AssociatedNewsK]

Hii itapita wengi 😂😂😂

[Mweusi si Mwehu @SiMwehu]

@scar_mkadinali

[it's CALEB. @Masila_h]

Results za trio mio ziekwe kwa billboard top palee C.B.D kaa concert poster

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Now that schools are closed, learners will be on holiday for more than a month… a blessing or a headache?

What are you doing to keep your child engaged during this time?

#YourWorld @lubembe_winnie

[it's CALEB. @Masila_h]

Results za trio mio ziekwe kwa billboard C.B.D kaa concert poster 📌

[it's CALEB. @Masila_h]

Results za trio mio ziekwe kwa billboard C.B.D kaa concert poster

[it's CALEB. @Masila_h]

Men get this :
M-money in the Morning
A-money in the Afternoon
N-money at Night
What matters to the world is how much you got

[it's CALEB. @Masila_h]

Men get this :
M-money in the Morning
A-money in the Afternoon
N-money at Night
What matters to the world is how much you got

[James Peters @JamesCPeters]

"If you're an introvert, read this"

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[-Dennis Itumbi, CBS @OleItumbi]

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