Masio

I am the embodiment of the ?? :) ??? meme lately

[Robert King @RKing618]

You go on a trip; a third of the way there, you realize you forgot your wallet. You drive back, get it, head off again. Halfway there, you forgot your glasses. You drive back, get them. Two-thirds of the way, you forgot—

Those are flashbacks in TV. Showrunners, please just drive

[Masio @Masio]

@wheeltakespod This is not about the Golden Crane, but about Russian patronymics: yes you’re right, it’s always the father’s name and yes Sergeyevna means daughter of Sergey, while Sergeyevich = son of Sergey. Kudos, 10/10! signed: Masha

[Masio @Masio]

@wheeltakespod I loved The Gone World by Tom Sweterlitsch, always thinking about it. A lady detective travels to various future timelines to try and figure out who dun a murder in the present. Time crimes!

[Masio @Masio]

@wheeltakespod This really derailed my weekend, but you asked us to tell you and so I shall: I finished it! And I actually do believe you can do the rest of the books by the end of 2024. Bring on the Guslighting hehehe

[Red-Green Alliance @RedGreenBC]

The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

for the first time in history, landlords and cops joined forces for good

[Masio @Masio]

@veki_armine и жж!

[TwistedDoodles @twisteddoodles]

For realz

[Masio @Masio]

@jacobtwop maybe The Great is a better source for that really

[Justfordave @justfordave]

Seems obvious that if a streamer removes a show for tax writeoff the rights should go to the federal government which then shows them on a free government streamer along with weird scraps of a-bomb tests and stuff dug out from the Library of Congress

[Masio @Masio]

@kbenyumov персидские персики зелёный чай!

[more.tv @itsmoretv]

к уходу тиндера собрали идеи лучших мест для оффлайн знакомств в россии:

1. кладбище

[Masio @Masio]

@wheeltakespod Ella Fitzgerald sings 'abzurd' on The Man I Love! Gus's is just the old-timey pronunciation, Gus is fine

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