FinalMonkey

Tamer of the squirrels

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@mrransomx @honestpollster I can’t stand Talarico but his ads are good. Paxton’s ads have been terrible.

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@thenewyorkmeths @JohnnyLCKai That you know of

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@kautzmania Somewhere Wendigoon feels a disturbance in the force.

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rewatching Futurama and every episode is either:

- silly Fry episode
- silly Bender episode
- silly Zoidberg episode
- you are of infinitesimal significance to the cosmos and you are doomed to live and die in a blink of existence, trapped in the relentless onward march of time

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@JohnnyLCKai One had a friend named Donkey Lips. The other looks like a pair of donkey lips.

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Schrödinger’s Mitch McConnell

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@JohnnyLCKai As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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@JohnnyLCKai Fun fact: Alan Young (Wilbur) voiced Scrooge McDuck for decades in Ducktales and other Disney projects.

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@JohnnyLCKai I’ve never seen Nightmare on Elm St, but I had so many nightmares about Freddy when I was a kid. He was unavoidable in the 80s.

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@BFmab1234 Masked Man… yes please.

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@comicbookaddt Slapstick

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@JohnnyLCKai The duality of Sensei Johnny Lawrence. Is he the villain? Is he the hero? Yes he is.

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@WatcherGuru @BurnieSendersX That’s a low bar.

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@JohnnyLCKai Jenny took advantage of a mentally challenged man. Cersei took advantage of her brother.

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@B_Mask_ Well deserved.

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@JohnnyLCKai A Polar bear fell on me

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@JohnnyLCKai In the Lucas films, Vader killed some sand people (the men, women and the children), some younglings, an old Sith, an old Jedi, and some old admirals. He’s not really the threat we make him out to be.

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@JohnnyLCKai @JohnnyLCKA1 Lumberg is just a cog in the machine. He’s as much a prisoner to the system as everyone else.

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@JohnnyLCKai Lucy destroyed Charlie Brown’s self worth daily, stalked Schroeder, and bullied her brother. The only one immune to her antics was Snoopy. Even Charles Schulz hated her.

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@JohnnyLCKai Grandpa Joe in Willy Wonka. Every piece of advice he gives Charlie is wrong.