The Masked Avoider.

Avoiding YOU!!!!! What ya gonna do bout it? hahahaha

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Yea it's been 10 years since I tweeted so what...still kicking ass and takin it to pound town

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Yea I'm into scrotum stretching class but when the instructor 'accidentally' clips my testicle it pisses me off cuz I get a tummy ache a gotta take a shit😠

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@decending_angel ♥️

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Hi Assholes

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Yea right @DonRinkles RT @DonRickles I'm Mr. Warmth - I do my own tweeting. At my age I need an activity!

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Considering changing my name to Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) & applying to be on the TV show Same Name. My plan B to get on TV? HOARDERS.

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Looking forward to Fantasy Football and talking about it often. On a side note: Not looking forward to a continuation of never getting laid.

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Rumor: Insane Clown Posse, faced financial hardship, has the music duo taking drastic cost cutting measures by replacing Faygo with Shasta.

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How are things going at Mothers place in New Orleans BroZephyrous? #YardWork Watch out for them Crawdaddies sonny boy. @LoMoMarlins

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YAY Thank U @Masked_Avoider 4 the follow *Does Backflip N2 Splits Whilst Jugglin Avoidance & A Midget Elvis Impersonator* n appreciation

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"Torn between two lovers & feeling like a fool, loving you both is breaking all the rules." ---- Me, singing to my hands...

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@danawhite LOL! Fantastic performance & I'm looking forward to seeing more of your commercial work in the future. #UFC #BudLight #DanaWhite

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@Masked_Avoider yes that was the goal.

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Jeffrey Loria sucks. (literally) #FreeLoMo to take his talent elsewhere. #MLB

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Allowing Michael J. Fox to be my tattoo artist. #RegrettableCelebrityExperiences

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FlufferNutters and Tang #soundsbetterthanitis @adamcarolla

[Maverick™ 🎤 @spooney35]

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@theearlyshow haha, Geez Harry Connick Jr's daughter can't sing. I'm sure she's a nice girl but man that was rough. LOL #nepotism

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@TeamBachmann Hey Michele, I liked your initial reaction to the submissive wife question. You made it move, ya know? mmmmm #SubmissiveWife

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If U enjoy hearing grown men use baby talk, come hang with my kitty & me. Her name is Baayybeee. I change it up with a deep voice sometimes.