Maskrey’s Mission

HB.

[regz @cooperregan_]

Everyone please stay safe in the Headingly area. Serious warnings after Jon Hartley was seen in floods of tears outside the Leeds SU.

[Maskrey’s Mission @MaskreysMission]

Sorry I haven’t been active, can’t be on my phone while slamming iron vag’ in Liverpool! Slippery one in Leeds tonight with the silverback Jon Hartley. Wet floor signs - prepared. Condoms - don’t need em. Standards - rock bottom. #Leeds #shagged4imaginarybirds

[Maskrey’s Mission @MaskreysMission]

The most important thing for YNOT already erected and tested.. the tent has been put up and checked also. #haveyoueverhadsexwhilecamping?
#it’sfuckingin-tents

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The question is: who’s gonna score more? England today or me in Chez on Thursday? #IsMiaTOut? #ShesComingHome

[Maskrey’s Mission @MaskreysMission]

Absolutely GUTTED to be missing Matlock tonight with the boys. However when the Brazzers monthly subscription dents your bank account it’s either a dry night out or a soggy one at home! #BashOnTheBishop

[Issy Hosein @issyhosein]

#blessed

[Maskrey’s Mission @MaskreysMission]

Finally recovered after a WICKED night with the #lads. Not sure what was more rascal, the Krypto’s I was licking down or the wabs I had my face stuck in! #MaskTakesMatlock #ShaggerOnCampus

[Maskrey’s Mission @MaskreysMission]

@issyhosein I’ll be there in 10 sugar, keep the pj’s loose duck!

[Maskrey’s Mission @MaskreysMission]

Who’s getting sloppy seconds tonight?

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Balls waxed and confidence soaring, tonight is the night. #There’sAShaggerInChezTonight #CanYouPutTheBallsIn? #I’mGonnaTryAnyway

[Maskrey’s Mission @MaskreysMission]

An absent Liam Smith-Vidal and the biggest Chez of the year which can only mean one thing: HB is getting it. #makeitrain #MyPPMis103

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Yes it’s true I was at this party, just a bit cheesed off that Ellie left me on read! #bakemeahumblepie #HB4LYFE

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Four folds and fanny folds, when you’re me it doesn’t matter which one lands! #IOnlyResatToPullStinkyJuveniles

[Maskrey’s Mission @MaskreysMission]

Currently sinking a few jars to get that Brexit courage in order to sling it up a few minors in Chez! I’m not saying I’ve got the gift of the gab, but they’re gonna need a few wet floor signs in Assoc. #HBMMD

[Maskrey’s Mission @MaskreysMission]

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about..

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Fuck team GB, she can definitely ride me!

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People say Liam’s the top shagger in Wirksworth, I have a different opinion on the matter. #Maskrey’sMission

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Just waiting for the bus, can’t wait to get to school to see my girlz #thegraftneverstops