Girth Brooks

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I’m nasty at ping pong



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Every time I look at Atlanta i see what a quarter of a million Confederates died to prevent

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I like to eat in bed.
But I don’t eat food.

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DO NOT EAT THE IHOP SALMON

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Why are girl bartenders always lesbian

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If you are a Green Bay packers fan you’re fat as fuck

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Idc if you don’t think I’m good enough. Jesus thinks I’m to die for.
Enough said.

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Going to skyzone drunk CBTM

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Taking applications for: Smoking a cig with a Bad Bitch right now

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My buddy josh fucks big girls like it’s a sport

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Steve Jobs should have named his daughter Foot

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Maybe this year I will watch two movies

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Sober October?
Nah, Bender til December

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All roads led to Rome

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I haven’t had one deep thought today

#retardmaxxing

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Why do meteors always land in craters?

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I’m never drinking again Unless Y’all want to drink this weekend or later

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I hope Everyone in England has a great day of work Friday.

Hashtag Tell George I Said Hi

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I Look Great Naked

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We can start drinking for the 4th of July right now if you guys are down