Mason

Just a guy with a beautiful woman sharing his thoughts on the world

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Who else made has made the mistake of watching locked up abroad thinking it was a documentary about R. Kelly’s life?

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What do you call a Vietnamese amputee??
A Phoknee

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@luisjgomez Is the J. In your name short for just imagine I’m funny?

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If I’m wrong I’m wrong but tell me “spic-and-span” isn’t the best possible name for a cleaning company

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@luisjgomez When the hack becomes the hacked. I think someone has his password y’all

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Fun fact I grew up with an Asian boy named Matthew, turns out not his real name. His dad was just constantly screaming “math, you” at him from the time he was born and then he just adopted the name.

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@luisjgomez He’s fine he’s trying out for the Australian Olympic break dancing team

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Being a dog groomer in 2026 must be hard because if someone came up to me and told me that’s what they did I’d assume they want to fuck dogs

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June might be pride month but July is proud month because I’m proud to be an American. Happy birthday USA rock, flag, and Eagle!

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I ran into a fella from Louisiana the other day and asked him if he was Cajun and he said hell no I’m not Korean

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Just imagine Big Daddy trump could declare an emancipation pawclamation and free those poor remaining beagles in Wisconsin

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Racist dyslexic think all gingers look alike

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They/Thems have to be on of the main demographics for @wearehims and @wearehers which is only further proof that it’s only two genders

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Does the mayor of Chicago think I’ve agents are made of actual ice and they hope the salt trucks they’ve lined up will melt them?? #chitown

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I think the reason melatonin enhanced folks have such a strong reaction to magic isn’t because they can’t believe it’s real. They’ve just never seen a completed trick. For many their first experience was a disappearing act and they’re waiting for the big reveal

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Do you think at the last supper Jesus was like nobody, and I mean nobody better cross meeeee and Judas was like shittttt that is perfect we should stick him on a cross #prayeranswered

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@ianimal69 Cheerleader more like queerleader am I right. Viking more like Vikqueen am I right #nohomo #nodiddy

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I wonder if there was any Asian’s in 2008, globally, who assumed Obama was another word for president and were curious as to why everybody in America voted for the Barack Obama and not the white one

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@JoeListComedy Is this a Terrance and Phillycheesesteak? Ole Canadian South Park looking sandwhich

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P.Diddy makes Jeffery Epstein look like Wayne Brady

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If you ever meet a man who brags he can stick his foot behind his head just know he has tried the lords loop #datsaselfsucker