Mason

Just a guy with a beautiful woman sharing his thoughts on the world

[Mason @MasonCol3]

Who else made has made the mistake of watching locked up abroad thinking it was a documentary about R. Kelly’s life?

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I ran into a fella from Louisiana the other day and asked him if he was Cajun and he said hell no I’m not Korean

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Just imagine Big Daddy trump could declare an emancipation pawclamation and free those poor remaining beagles in Wisconsin

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Racist dyslexic think all gingers look alike

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They/Thems have to be on of the main demographics for @wearehims and @wearehers which is only further proof that it’s only two genders

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Does the mayor of Chicago think I’ve agents are made of actual ice and they hope the salt trucks they’ve lined up will melt them?? #chitown

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I think the reason melatonin enhanced folks have such a strong reaction to magic isn’t because they can’t believe it’s real. They’ve just never seen a completed trick. For many their first experience was a disappearing act and they’re waiting for the big reveal

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Do you think at the last supper Jesus was like nobody, and I mean nobody better cross meeeee and Judas was like shittttt that is perfect we should stick him on a cross #prayeranswered

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@ianimal69 Cheerleader more like queerleader am I right. Viking more like Vikqueen am I right #nohomo #nodiddy

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I wonder if there was any Asian’s in 2008, globally, who assumed Obama was another word for president and were curious as to why everybody in America voted for the Barack Obama and not the white one

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@JoeListComedy Is this a Terrance and Phillycheesesteak? Ole Canadian South Park looking sandwhich

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P.Diddy makes Jeffery Epstein look like Wayne Brady

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If you ever meet a man who brags he can stick his foot behind his head just know he has tried the lords loop #datsaselfsucker

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@FBGreatMoments Ole boy got that gump stomp

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If Andrew Tate was a real hustler he would start a tater farm called like stud spuds or something of that nature #heaintnostar

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Apparently the purpose of a shower steamer isn’t to piss on them like a urinal cake

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Teachers getting caught molesting their students isn’t funny but it is a touchy subject

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@Tim_Walz No need for such hate just focus on funnel cakes or how goood those foot long hotdogs feel smacking the back of your throat

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Why don’t you see many proud moms and dads after their child go through sex change surgery
They are transparent

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@brndxix Isn’t there a thing in this country with separation of church and state

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@akafacehots Who knew she could get wet