Shit Mason Says

All fax no printer

[Shit Mason Says @MasonHolstein1]

“You know what Birely, I’m not gonna miss you”

[Shit Mason Says @MasonHolstein1]

Bro I got a lot of shit I gotta do today... I have to clip my finger nails, my toe nails, and ya thats about it.

[Shit Mason Says @MasonHolstein1]

*Mason driving by a woman driving a truck*

“I know you got small tits, but they don’t need to be touching the steering wheel”

[Shit Mason Says @MasonHolstein1]

“You guys think I can eat this McChicken in one bite?”

[Shit Mason Says @MasonHolstein1]

“Bro we should grill out tonight... I mean, I don’t know how to grill, but I understand the concept”

[Shit Mason Says @MasonHolstein1]

“I’m gunna have mouth sores up the ass”

[Shit Mason Says @MasonHolstein1]

“It’s graduation szn”

[Shit Mason Says @MasonHolstein1]

“I hit that pretty good”

[Shit Mason Says @MasonHolstein1]

“You tellin me you went to tbell and you ain’t hungry?”

[Shit Mason Says @MasonHolstein1]

“People who drive the speed limit are going to burn in hell”

[Shit Mason Says @MasonHolstein1]

“And then I’ll be like...”

[Shit Mason Says @MasonHolstein1]

“Nothin better than a good slice of pepper jack cheese”