shit Jason says

I'm probably at meal hall.

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Welcome to the real world, where sometimes you have to go to work instead of eating more food.

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You'll be sleeping on the roof of a bar- and that's happiness.

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It's been a while since the bottom parts have been in the washing machine.

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Robbie came up and asked how low I could go and within two seconds we had both ripped our pants. #formal

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It's been a couple of years since I last stepped on a nanaimo bar.

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Meal hall is the only place I'd feel comfortable asking a random person if they were constipated. In the real world that's just wrong.

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The last time I shaved regularly, I cut my face 26 days in a row.

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Nobody can go figuratively balls out. I expect literal balls out.

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Finished a beer in 26 minutes #PR

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You can't rush a quality beverage like a James Ready 6.0

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I can taste the St John in this JR

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I just want to open my door one day and see people slipping and sliding in the hallways. #thatsthedream

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If you can't be right, at least be stubborn.

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I'm not going to shave my beard if everyone's going to be sitting their pants.

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If you're going to leak vomit onto the bed of roses, I don't want to be there

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Go to the 20 for charity #mkp

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If you bring a baby out here and say, "jason, punch this" I'm going to punch you.

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If there's one thing I love, it's correct nervous firing. #potassium #bananabread #thickslices

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Balderdash.