mason mcconnell

'If you want it, you better put a ring on it' - Johnny Depp

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How does about him again glad it's best to get them again or you have to threaten to leave a mango then it's me and you happily hello?

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My 5 year plan: find out where Juicy Jake lives so I can come over and wash his mouth out with soap. Then we can listen to Coldplay after.

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First Larry Mullen Jr's dad, and now The Edge? U2 are a mess..

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Dear bathtubs,

Become bigger.

Sincerely,

Disappointed but Hopeful 5'9 Customer

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They need to invent some sort of home-friendly running machine. That would be cool.

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I would go running but my arms feel weird when I do that

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Ever since I was two, 'Alice Cooper' by Alice Cooper has been my favourite song

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Woodbine: http://t.co/BMsiGVKCs0 via @YouTube

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April fools

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Kittens freak me out

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I've never had coffee before

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Craig Ferguson isn't funny

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I have nightmares about salsa con queso

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Eating peanut butter with a spoon is gross

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"Chocolate pudding party later. You in?"
You bet I am.

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Extra onions? Yes please!

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Dogs are so fetch

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Johnny Depp is lame

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The gym is the place to be

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I dislike suspenders