mason nemitz

[mason nemitz @MasonNemitz]

Passing that Advil like its candy in the dugout

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Basically

[mason nemitz @MasonNemitz]

No alarm. No fucks given. Peace out HHS and most importantly Class of 2016.

[Arlington A's @ArlingtonAsMN]

A's walk off against @HitdawgTeam 5-4 Tues. Mason Niemietz w/ game winning hit. Husfelt+Meyer combine for cg. Next: friday at @nukaiserhoff

[KDUZ/KARP/KGLB @KDUZKARPKGLB]

Win 4 tickets to the Twins vs Boston Sunday, 6/12. Just re-tweet this tweet to be entered in the contest.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

The NBA, where amazing happens https://t.co/Z0XcnP5KiQ

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If your boyfriend answers your text while playing Call of Duty, he doesn't love you. He just died in the game.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If she replies to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of getting offended.. She's a keeper.

[mason nemitz @MasonNemitz]

Cold pillows are the best

[Chill Vibes @ChiIIVlbes]

Good advice:

[Baseball Bros @BaseballBros]

Never leave a baseball game early

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

It’s not fun

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Girls love douche bags, it's just a fact that will never be understood

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

*meets girlfriend's parents*

Dad: What are your intentions with my daughter?

Me:

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

When I was little, I used to sing in the shower. Now? I make life decisions in there.

[Macklemore @ltsMacklemore]

We go through the worst to get to the best.

[mason nemitz @MasonNemitz]

Great night for a game at Fenway! #RedSox #anygame