Mason Vanguard

The rematch

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

"Sir, the chocolate milk is $2.16 after tax. You only have $2"

"Ok, I guess I'll go home and blow my head off with a shotgun"

"W-what?"

"Also, I'm blaming you in my suicide note"

"Geez, just take the milk!"

"Thank you, have a splendid night."

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

@JGMiller_ It's always been hilarious to me that they're wearing Marpat

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

The replies here are a prime example of how lefties and trannies absolutely rape any meme they get their hands on. "I'm le gigafly because I believe in trans rights for toddlers and a free Pakistan!" Actual niggеrcattle.

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

@NewsWire_US They will do literally anything except repeal the Hughes ammendment won't they

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

Posting coal won't bring back the 6k dead iranian soldiers

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘 @AmadeusBolshev]

Died for nothing award 🎖️

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

@CaptainCatamite @WiggerMaggot I'm more judgmental about the fact he may have watched hazbin hotel

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

@RealOmegaShenny "Sure, there was a completely retarded retcon that ruined the story of the previous 3 games, the covenant is back for no discernible reason, and the villain 'dies' in a cutscene, but Cortana talks about her feelings and MC is sad :( Best game in the franchise."

Are you retarded?

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

@LumpyTheCook Is there also going to be an "unstreches the map" skull, a "decreases enemy tracking and projectile speed" skull, and an "increases the base movement speed" skull? If not, then it's still not going to play like CE, just a gimped version of whatever 343 made.

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

@PamphletsY Guess they shouldn't have been stochastic terrorists then. Mean words justify murder after all. Hope this happens to more of you fаgs.

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

@Dexerto Good to know that the obnoxious, inexplicably indestructible trees that will constantly get in my way will at least be "culturally significant," vs Horizon 3, where they were completely random and all over the place

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

@CeeHawk You're just playing semantic games to make yourself feel smart. You know exactly what I mean, you're just picking over words for a cheap gotcha.

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

@CeeHawk Leftist academics tend to be overly verbose to compensate for a lack of substantive arguments. Sucks if you're trying to learn anything, but great if you're a pseud trying to pose as an intellectual.

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

Half the replies here are like "yeah I used to be a total chud because I wached filthy frank in 2015 but then I was mentally raped via discord and realized being a good person means importing a billion Africans into the West and sterilizing myself."

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

@ersperro @zunzetrider What is it with retarded fаggots and projecting

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

@ChucklingChrly Kroger used to have a thing like this called scan, bag & go, but it was with a little handheld scanner instead. They shut it down because people kept stealing the goofy little barcode scanners. Giving them an entire tablet is just asking for trouble.

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

@Yeenie_Mcbeenie pissco troonlysium fаggots actually need to be culled

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Oh my god nigga just make video games

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

@ryusaeceo World's #1 child marriage country still thinks they can talk shit

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

Gay niggas always be having breakfast

[Mason Vanguard @MasonVangvard]

"copes with slave morality award"

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