Mason Early

we need to save our show from people who don't know the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Hawk

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tbh the costume raven symone wore during amigas cheetahs should be in the smithsonian

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pisses me off that the most watched movie in queen latifah’s filmography on letterboxd is 22 jump street. not chicago, not hairspray, not even ice age 2. pisses me off. @ZohranKMamdani please fix.

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Now I understand why Lil Mama went on that stage

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gitchie gitchie lesley manville 😋

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just tried to order in person at dunkin instead of mobile ordering. might as well have been asking them for the nuclear codes 🙄

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@younger__jeezy two weeks is crazy!! but yes we gotta go 😩

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@younger__jeezy when i saw her in vegas she made a point of being like “alright you can dance now” right before she did water under the bridge after she did a few ballads. fun fun fun show.

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@ZohranKMamdani what is your plan to get a chilis in manhattan

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life is so serious i didnt even see the jason derulo has fallen down the stairs at the met gala meme this year

[Mason Early @Mason_Early]

man in front of me at subway just asked what size sandwiches they have

[Mason Early @Mason_Early]

KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN AT CITY CENTER ARIANA DEBOSE CALL YOUR AGENT RIGHT NOW

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mind you i ran the category

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

A fashion category? For The Devil Wears Prada 2? Groundbreaking. @20thcentury @disney

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im really seeing megan thee stallion on broadway tonight 😍😍😍

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what do you mean padma lakshmi and salman rushdie were once married

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we have to get rid of subscription services what the fuck is lenscrafters+

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queen latifah’s most watched movie on letterboxd is 22 jump street oooooh im shaking

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if you really analyze the menu at wingstop, the prices make no damn sense

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at my hometown movie theater after going to amc lincoln square over 60 times this year

[Mason Early @Mason_Early]

FIVE LOBSTER BISQUESSSSS

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kind of confessed feelings for a friend??? got rejected!! ball is life