Mas

VII.IX.MCMXCVIII. Everything Happens For A Reason.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Hilarious… and perfectly sums up the state of British politics.

[Chris Broom @Cabr100991]

If Lee Dixon was commentating on my funeral I’d climb out the coffin and kill myself

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

Lionel Messi became the oldest player ever to score multiple goals at a #FIFAWorldCup match at 38 years, 357 days 😮‍💨

Just check out this hat-trick...

[Gaz @CantonaManc]

Potentially the greatest video of all time

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester United admiration for Elliot Anderson well known but not in contention at current financial levels. #MUFC refusing to enter bidding war; targeting players who want them + focused on candidates like Mateus Fernandes & Alex Scott @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/DdanEQcqnz

[mikey @mikey_747]

That’s fucking unreal hahahaha🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Unless you become the media, you will never know the truth

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

BOSHHHH

@Johnfis08605918 has set a NEW Guinness World Records title for the most takeaway dishes memorised in 30 seconds 💪

[Mas @Masoniley_]

@johnaokane74 @PSG_inside Embarassing. Glad they had a referee that didn’t take their shit either

[John O'Kane🇾🇪 @johnaokane74]

What are these stats from the current Prem champions 😳

Football wins tonight 🙌 @PSG_inside 🔥

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04).

The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

.@piersmorgan blocked me as he can' t take a wind up. It's ok for him to have a go at the Gallagher's over Man City not winning the PL. However when you call him out as a hypocrite he throws his toys out the pram. Some say he is a social media bully.

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

No shots on goal for two hours after the fifth minute, averaged about two passes a minute, one of the most shameful cowardly performances ever seen in a Champions League final. Played for penalties and got what they deserved.

[Jon @jonhotspur1988]

Well, well, well…

[Kurt @_kjs1874]

Quite nervous for the game tomorrow. By far the biggest game PSG have had since I started supporting them this morning

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

THREE BULLSEYES 🤯

Ryan Joyce, that is EXCEPTIONAL 🔥

Joyce takes out 150 with three bullseyes against Christian Kist in Kiel… WOW!

📺 https://t.co/YyBPPwoMK8
#ET8

[Mas @Masoniley_]

What a darts final!! Two Lukes in a league of their own! 🎯

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐊♟️✝️ @ChessLordK]

This is literally one of the most memorable goals in football history. Gareth Bale was an absolute monster.

[Mas @Masoniley_]

VARSENAL at it again 🤣🤣 PGMOL are rigging it with these recent decisions

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

HOW ON EARTH HAS HAVERTZ NOT BEEN SENT OFF FOR THIS?!🤯📷❌

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

I’ve just seen the TOUGHEST Bruno edit ever 😤🔥