MASON

NOT HERE TO BE AVERAGE // horns up🤘🏻

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Kids be like “Watch this” then do a jump and spin wasting my fucking time

[saila @sailaunderscore]

Women are so beautiful. I wish they were good people.

[MASON @Masonm15]

“a hole is a hole is a hole is a hole”
-bill clinton probably

[Bones @CybrTwnk]

Customers total was $9.11 so I said your total is nine eleven and she said “you shouldn’t say that”

[Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus]

aw man im sorry your mom died dude. although evolutionary psychology can actually explain a lot about why you're sad. see, when we were monkeys, we would get sad when our moms died because it meant we would get less berries,

[Miskeen Thug @skinnyfatism]

White people be like “It’s not too sweet, which I like.”

[Jay Crusoe @jaycrusoe]

after you die you go to the big afters in the sky

[je ne sais pas #core4fc @bobameals]

that etsy witch:

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

god didn’t make jaws

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

at the doctor’s office booing all the names being called that aren’t mine

[Judah @bamijuda1]

smoking with a white girl rn she sayin thank u every time I pass the blunt 😩

[matt @mattybtweets69]

The new slang for getting money: touching sack

[jynx @jynxbby]

me when i end up being right about something

[greg @greg16676935420]

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

[PollySolipsism @PollySpin]

The man is on twitter and this is what he sees when he logs in

[tøia 🏒🦈 @tinyclancy]

slay

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

bruh im cooked look at my opponent

[Robert “Racky Rob” Hale @DrRobHale]

I’m telling you I just need a couplabeers and a lilbump