j town🍓

spiraling

[ᴠᴏɢᴜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴠᴀɢᴜᴇ @voguegirlsvague]

Life imitates art

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

looney tune ass summer

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Women are extremely vicious when they fall out of love with you. The disgust is almost palpable.

[Cleo @deeryclio]

The feminine urge to look completely unbothered while going through a psychological collapse

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

my dad got a hospital bill last month.

went in for chest pain. stayed 2 nights. nothing serious.

the bill was $34,000.

insurance covered $21,000

we owe $13,000.

he's 67 retired on a fixed income.

i went back and looked it up.

the hospital reported $2.1 billion in revenue last year.

$2.1 billion and they're billing a 67 year old retired man $13,000 for 2 nights.

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

they should give one person on love island a gun but nobody knows who

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

yall im fcking crying 😭😭😭 i’m outside running errands and this man approaches me and asks for my number and i decline. A few seconds later, he drives past me in a lamborghini and tried to talk to me again. ngga this is not a skit!! Still no!!!!!!

[shloo !! @ASHL00]

nipple piercings are calling out to me like the goblin mask

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Hotel ACs are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[Oserin💖✨ @DamilohunA]

the fact that they’re so many fine gay men just shows that straight men don’t put effort into grooming. that’s why they’re ugly

[gordie by the sea @thetransportcr]

barista i thought was flirting with me just said my outfit was slay

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[hunter* @y2khunter]

When you see the ppl who were popular in high school again

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Would not be 1% surprised if Rihanna only sees him as the Zebra from Madagascar 😭

[Wayvee✝️ @wayveeofficial]

@15x0xx “God sacrificed his only begotten son, I can assure you he is fine with abortions”

[mads @m4dder4ll]

My therapist called me a party girl and it made me feel like this

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill

[j town🍓 @Mass_Jennacide]

i’m STILL scrolling twitter. i just never updated.

[kuki @kumxem]

When was the last time u called it "Twitter"

[Miss Sandrist @foreverimbetter]

You’re a part of the problem????