pudge 🍤

insufferable bastard

[pudge 🍤 @MassivePudge]

@DreddSnail You too? I was too slow and lost mine. Contacted Microsoft and they told me they couldn't recover it and to make a new account

[pudge 🍤 @MassivePudge]

@HidamariSneed the girl reading this

[pudge 🍤 @MassivePudge]

There’s no better feeling than when the fan in the gym blows a cool breeze up your shorts and directly onto your balls mid press

[pudge 🍤 @MassivePudge]

@moefumofu Still waiting for this to happen to me

[Magacock @magacockowner]

Fixing the fertility crisis and woke all in one stroke of my MAGACOCK

[pudge 🍤 @MassivePudge]

@norafawn

[Anchovy Enthusiast @anchover_]

this could have been us you stupid bitch

[AF Post @AFpost]

Jeffrey Epstein was banned from Xbox Live in 2013 due to “harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players” that was “severe, repeated, and/or excessive.”

Follow: @AFpost

[pudge 🍤 @MassivePudge]

@RespectElves I’d only recommend it if your teeth are really yellow. It was honestly some of the worst pain I’ve ever felt and the dentist gave me no warning. If you’re careful and avoid foods that stain the results will last much longer and they shouldn’t go back to the original colour

[pudge 🍤 @MassivePudge]

@RespectElves I had my teeth whitened last month for around $800. Was in extreme pain for the next couple of days and I wasn’t allowed to eat any pigmented foods for a while. Was pretty pleased with the results but they’re slowly starting to fade

[pudge 🍤 @MassivePudge]

@realKalos I look like this and say this

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Goodnight everyone, sleep tight!

[pudge 🍤 @MassivePudge]

I'm sorry for failing you martini lobster...

[pudge 🍤 @MassivePudge]

In the end I never could be like him

[doomer @uncledoomer]

donald trump is going to make halo real and youre blackpilling?

[pudge 🍤 @MassivePudge]

@BigNerd14781481 answer DMs you stupid nigger

[pudge 🍤 @MassivePudge]

What the FUCK do you mean you “have a boyfriend” you stupid bitch

[pudge 🍤 @MassivePudge]

women should not allow men to buy them drinks if they’re already taken… now I’ll never get that $7 back…

[pudge 🍤 @MassivePudge]

this is all i want in life