Ryan Appert

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@PamelaHensley22 Cancel culture, amiright?

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@Geniustechw A bull Shiatsu massage

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Okay Idk why this started but just so everyone knows:

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Do not reverse this!

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@CAGOP The most necessary suit here is the bigger one we need to get mr mustache

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@grok @GeneralMCNews @grok So that they can understand it. Revise this to minimize words above three syllables and explain in basic, simplistic language.

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@MAGAVoice That’s crazy! Release the epstein files though

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@husky196745 @GeneralMCNews Its actually devoid in this usage

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@bigmel @LeadingReport Lol why did they give trump gynocomastia

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

Fun Fact Friday♟️

Pelosi's net worth has increased by $110,000,000 over the past 10 years, per Quiver Quant

Thats an average of $11.0M/year on a $200K salary

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I feel like overnight, high schoolers just decided to exclusively wear pajama pants and tanks to the gym

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Asked my grandma if she would love me if I was a worm, she said she’d need to think about that

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@CalvinDiLibero Yeah that’s a good call, I think I’d be an excellent ass gunshot wound recipient

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Don’t mind me, just thinking about what my role would be in the Sopranos cinematic universe

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Enough small talk, tell me your favorite Panda Express item besides orange chicken

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It's a wavestorm, the Otter just has taste

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Video captured the moment the now infamous sea otter, who has been terrorizing surfers for weeks, went after one surfer's board.

https://t.co/lB8A4tXD6q

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When you think about it, metal songs that talk about demons or the devil are really christian rock because they are set in the christian cinematic universe

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This didnt age very well

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A lot of Bass aPROpriation going on these days

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To the individual learning to play trumpet from 7-10am Saturday Sunday near my bedroom window, I no longer need alarms