Besides being a bad person, Ronaldo isn't even a good footballer. Why do people keep putting him on the list of the greatest football players of all time?😭😭
Haaland ce qu’il réalise avec la Norvège est entrain de faire mentir ce joueur de merde qu’est Cristiano et ses fans mdrrrrrrrrr
t’as pas besoin d’être dans une grande nation de football pour être fort en CDM
World Cup — Rigged
Ballon d'Ors — Rigged
Goal ratio — Ronaldo was a midfielder
Assist ratio — Ronaldo is a striker
Golden Boots — Ronaldo was a midfielder
Playmaker awards — Ronaldo is a striker
G+A — Irrelevant stat
Trophies — Rigged
Dribbles — Knee injury
Free-kick goals — Knee injury
Key passes — Knee injury
Outside-box goals — Try from 35 yards
MOTM — Rigged
MVP — Rigged
91 goals — Tap-ins don't count
Non-penalty goals — A goal is a goal
Players' interviews — They're all jealous of CR7
Individual awards — Rigged
H2H wins — H2H in finals
H2H individual stats — One-club wonder