MasterOfNone

🌎 Human | Breast Enthusiast | Fútbol Voyeur

[MasterOfNone @Master0fNill]

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[ЩΣПDӨᄂYПП  @wendeeluvz]

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@gothonleash Dropping what Im doing

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Halloween is a good time to remember that the real monsters are human, and they run the fucking country.

[Enrico 🇩🇪🇺🇲🗽💙💙💙💙💙 @ANY151161719021]

DING DONG☝️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ABSOLUTELY AMAZING 👏 🤩

SHIT I almost wet my panties 💦💦🤪🤷‍♂️

[revolvermag @Revolvermag]

🌀 30 years ago today: TOOL released the single "Stinkfist."⁠

[MT @MessiTouchline]

Ronaldo vs Messi is the biggest lie in football history

The only person close to Messi is Antonella. 😭🐐

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

7 rapists in a group chat, plus 50 dudes who stayed quiet feels like 57 rapists in a group chat to me

[MasterOfNone @Master0fNill]

Dunce

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

We are to keep mocking this man. Make him the poster-board child of incompetence on the right.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

TikTok fucking nailed the Senate questioning of Jack Smith…

[Sheri Tunes🎵🎶 @SheriCarter18]

Lol 🎵💃🎶🕺

[DulceBiatch @BiatchDulce]

Remember this name: Cereese Qusba.
Thank you, without her investigative journalism the #Cornell7 case wouldn’t have been reopened. 👏🏼

[Iyawo Tzolis @ChristosTzolis9]

💣🚨BREAKING: Zlatan To Ronaldo After His Exit From The Portugal National Team.

Listen carefully. I’ve Patiently Waited For This Day….

🗣️Cristiano set the rules himself: “You’re not a legend until you win with your country.” Boom a straight hit at Messi after 2014. The world cheered. Social media crowned him.

Then Zlatan watched.

Messi came back, won Copa América… twice. Suddenly: He said “Euro is bigger.”

🗣️Messi lifted the World Cup.Then New rule: “Only seven games, doesn’t count.” Cristiano even said a legend’s career can’t be defined by seven games. The same man who once said the World Cup would fulfill him.

Now he is 41.Exits Portugal National Team. New quote: “World Cup doesn’t define me.” and Now Finally Pulls Out Of The Portugal National Team in the most Shameful Way.

Zlatan laughs.😂

🗣️By your own law, Cristiano, you fall short. Five Ballons d’Or. One Euro. No World Cup. While Messi? He took everything, danced through generations, and never once needed to diminish anyone.

That is the difference.
One talked like a king.
The other played like a god… and left as the greatest.

Ibrahimović has spoken.

[MasterOfNone @Master0fNill]

Every. Damn. Time. 🤦🏼

[Reneé~🖤💀🥀 @WickedInk1031]

I mean...🤷‍♀️

[𝗕@𝗻𝗱𝗶𝘁 @_stonedfriend]

I hate my brain @X

[MasterOfNone @Master0fNill]

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[🇺🇸**°•.𝐅𝐀𝐅𝐎.•°**🇺🇸 🌊🌊🌊 @FAFO_EZ_ONE]

Great hat🤣

[MasterOfNone @Master0fNill]

@Jenny1708FL I do it regardless of those things.