Ashique Ahmed

I am funny only if you get it.

[Ashique Ahmed @MasterAshique]

@Reporter553 @LadyVelvet_HFQ @elonmusk Why do you pay for postage stamps?

[Ashique Ahmed @MasterAshique]

@CM3000 @gerardeeezy @RepMTG Doesnt lying have consequences anymore?

[CDPR Inventory @CDPRinventory]

Is it a bird? Is it Trauma Team's AV? No, it's Tyger Claws Flying Disc!

This preem piece of tech comes equipped with a gyroscope and built-in LEDs ✨ Doesn't it just ooze Style?

Pre-order now in #CDPRgear: https://t.co/BdfYG9mBas

[Ashique Ahmed @MasterAshique]

@_XboxNews Atleast i wont have to pay 119 dollars for advanced warfare like on the ps store. Now i get it for free.

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@KenanBusiness @IGN Not only is your handle super duper ironic. Youre also an idiot.

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@SpotifyStatus I want my money back. Why should I lose even a cents worth of play time? Refund my subscription. If youre gonna charge me for music I better get my music UNINTERRUPTED.

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@POTUS Here comes the chip shortage. I guess I will buy the RtX 9080 when
The wars over.

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@nanogramo @GerryBugyra @POTUS Then whyd you take their nukes away? Fucking idiotic thing to do. You showed muscle promising protection then turned tail in the moment of truth? What do you call that? Hypocrisy?

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@SchneiderLD35 @dananessel Is it really dumbass? In sharia law wives are allowed to divorce their husbands without ANY form pf prior consent required from husbands. Mofos out here need to wade through a month of court just to make sure the two vultures get an equal bite out of each other.

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@IGN God of War is quickly becoming one of the only reasons Id own a PS5. Horizon is great but not enough. Its time sony realize that just because they dominated the market this last decade, doesnt mean they can keep on neglecting the people who took them where they are. The Players.

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@iamalitayyeb Comparing a track bound racer with Forza is like comparing F1 with NFS

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@SkullziTV If its a Single player bethesda game people will still like it if its buggy. Its just how bethesda is. Its a todd howard thing.

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@majinmaj @rosenberg @Eminem Best hook on an Em song ive heard.

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@soniaehubbard @PlayStation Anyways I got me a series S, still have my pro, gonna play all the 200-2010 classics I missed out. The 5 can go fuck itself.

[Ashique Ahmed @MasterAshique]

@soniaehubbard @PlayStation Because the other two were scalped by the employees to "put food on the table"

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@sxmplybubba @Xbox Big tiddy goth vampire milf

[Ashique Ahmed @MasterAshique]

@Wario64 They had 55 consoles. I was 2 mins out. 55 was such a shameful number that they switched it immediately

[Ashique Ahmed @MasterAshique]

@spieltimes People could stick a Lamborghini to a ps5 call it a bundle and people would buy it. Itd be gone in 3 seconds.

[Ashique Ahmed @MasterAshique]

@Wario64 @spieltimes Any idea what this is about, add to cart doesnt seem to work but its there