Master Bastard Pod

Master Bastard is four overweight man-children with a filthy podcast and a equally terrible twitter account.

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@NickelTheWise May your Christmas be filled with goblin fingers and Kraft singles. 2020 is not quite over, but my family pod is doing O.K.
-Ram

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Master Bastard #238 - Unemployed Eye https://t.co/r0KI1JmMmV

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Master Bastard #237 - Battle Gravy https://t.co/1kE2daxfGc

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@Lazynotcrazy This is a real attempt to subvert the face mask directives. Some of us over here believe the crisis is a hoax to derail the Trump re-election campaign. We’re only the biggest nuclear power on earth and we are riddled with apocalypse Christians and flat earthers. Sleep tight!

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It seems the “Government shouldn’t force a business to sell cakes to gay people” crowd have changed their tune. I guess being a physical risk to the public is a constitutional right now.

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Master Bastard #236 - Self-Admiration Masturbation https://t.co/Es67kZqEQN

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Literally 1/2 way done walking the dog. Bottomed out. Sheer panic. Drop trou against a tree in a populated public park. Buckshot. Copper pancake batter. No wipe. Shame walk. #Poopalert #witnesses?

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@DJSoniqgold1 @NickelTheWise The current in-house leader is Chapsworth with “The Rape-a-Dope”

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The Bastards are trying to name his signature move. Ideas?

[Nickel the Wise, Outskirts Dweller @NickelTheWise]

@MasterBastards Finger-Spread Ascension Pounder, or F-SAP for short.

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@sushimane8 Right back at ya! High fives all around!

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You are doing a great job today. High five!

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@NickelTheWise I didn’t mean to upset you. Here, take this low-key high five as an apology.

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@NickelTheWise That’s the spirit, now is no time to be down. Here, take this high five!

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Got enough high fives for everybody! Pandemic safe!...

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@ThePiePieper No really, you deserve a high five!

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The idiom “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results” is fucking dumb. That’s not the definition of insanity, that’s the definition of gambling.

[Nickel the Wise, Outskirts Dweller @NickelTheWise]

@MasterBastards is it entirely out of line to say that I'd rather have the Master Bastard podcast in my ear rather than the Joe Rogan Experience? I keep trying, but he ain't got Ramtang's charisma, Chapsworth's cheer, Hamtackle's vorpal wit, and Terlet's creativity~ #Classtard

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I just "well they all can't be winners" to my 5 year old son complaining about the size disparity of 2 marshmallows. #badsanta

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I’m at that age where you google current pics of your childhood celebrity crush and it just plain hurts your feelings.