Pornhub Master Batters

Your home for MasterBatters softball info & updates. He who can not be beaten…must beat himself.

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

Your @Pornhub Master Batters are the tournament champions! A perfect 6-0 on the weekend! Way to do a job boys!

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

@PeterMeitzler Reminds me of when @ToeKneeMoreSee played nearly a full season with a cavity. Inspiring stuff.

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

A season that will not be forgotten. When you look up adversity in the dictionary, you’ll find a picture of @ToeKneeMoreSee right next to it.

[ToeKnee MoreSee @ToeKneeMoreSee]

I’ve had a cavity on the right side of my mouth since the summer so I’ve been exclusively chewing on my left side. I am now developing a cavity on the left side of my mouth. Reminds me of when @ToeKneeMoreSee played damn near an entire @MasterBatt815 season with a cavity. Legend.

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

The #MasterBatter way.

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

The folks over @barstoolsports (specifically @KFCBarstool) must not know the real OG’s of @Pornhub gear.

(Even though they took a screenshot of our championship photo this past summer.😳🤔)

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

@ChristianYelich we may have a video of you eating ass, but you will never be a @Pornhub #MasterBatter

[Cut4 @Cut4]

Uh, @ChristianYelich, hasn't anyone ever told you to keep your eye on the ball?

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

And rolled we got! @Pornhub Master Batters finish the season on a high note by crushing beers and $1 tenders @BWWings after a game against God’s gifts to softball.

[Peter Max Meitzler @PeterMeitzler]

Softball team is playing against guys who took batting practice and had a team meeting beforehand. Bout to get rolled

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

Tonight is your last night to catch @Pornhub Master Batters softball! Cmon out to Lippold and catch the season finale at 8:30 & 9:30!
#StriveForGreatness

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

@Pornhub Master Batters split the double header yesterday. A great comeback win in G1 ft. a game saving play by @Charli3_O, @ppeetteerrss, and @mlhughes16. G2 we came up short. Maybe because we had not one single ass in the stands to support? Who knows?💁🏼

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

Only two weeks left of the @Pornhub Master Batters softball season! We’ve got two good games lined up tomorrow AND a free @PollackMfg hat giveaway! 6:30/7:30 on beautiful Boncosky Blue.

#DoItForTheHub
#PutOnForPollack

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

The @Pornhub Master Batters look to pick up two victories tonight at 6:30 & 7:30! Get your ass in the stands and there might be a @PollackMfg hat giveaway!

#StriveForGreatness
#DoItForTheHub
#PutOnForPollack

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

The @Pornhub Master Batters are back in action tonight at 8:30 & 9:30! Gorgeous night to come watch some softball🇺🇸🍻

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

The @Pornhub Master Batters came out flaccid (championship hangover) in Game 1, and got their asses slapped around. However, Game 2 was a different story. The #MasterBatters sacked up and returned the ass slapping in mercy rule fashion.

#StriveForGreatness
#DoItForTheHub

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

Gametime in 30 minutes! Big time rivalry game against Northwest Herald! Expect player/owner/coach/social media coordinator/graphic designer/equipment manager/photographer/left fielder @tony_morrissey1 to play this one with a chip on his shoulder.

#StriveForGreatness

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

Boncosky Yellow
Lippold Park
Crystal Lake, IL https://t.co/ZHncbxX0Ar

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

Name a better stadium in all of baseball. I'll wait.

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

It’d be a shame if the folks over @barstoolsports saw this and joined in our the sponsorship...I know @BarstoolBigCat would look incredible in a @Pornhub jersey

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

Your @Pornhub Master Batters are the tournament champions! A perfect 6-0 on the weekend! Way to do a job boys!

[Peter Max Meitzler @PeterMeitzler]

Hell of a tourney run from the @MasterBatt815

6 straight wins to take our first championship with our new PH sponsor.

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

The #MasterBatters are in the ship! After a mercy rule victory, the boys have their eyes on some hardware!

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

When the social media coordinator forgets to switch accounts https://t.co/L1wLzEKaW2

[ToeKnee MoreSee @ToeKneeMoreSee]

#MasterBatters win on a walk off grand slam by @PeterMeitzler!!! What a game!

[Pornhub Master Batters @MasterBatt815]

The best day of the summer has arrived! The #MasterBatters look to continue the successful weekend on championship Sunday! Let’s get after it!