I’ve had a cavity on the right side of my mouth since the summer so I’ve been exclusively chewing on my left side. I am now developing a cavity on the left side of my mouth. Reminds me of when @ToeKneeMoreSee played damn near an entire @MasterBatt815 season with a cavity. Legend.
The folks over @barstoolsports (specifically @KFCBarstool) must not know the real OG’s of @Pornhub gear.
(Even though they took a screenshot of our championship photo this past summer.😳🤔)
And rolled we got! @Pornhub Master Batters finish the season on a high note by crushing beers and $1 tenders @BWWings after a game against God’s gifts to softball.
Tonight is your last night to catch @Pornhub Master Batters softball! Cmon out to Lippold and catch the season finale at 8:30 & 9:30!
#StriveForGreatness
@Pornhub Master Batters split the double header yesterday. A great comeback win in G1 ft. a game saving play by @Charli3_O, @ppeetteerrss, and @mlhughes16. G2 we came up short. Maybe because we had not one single ass in the stands to support? Who knows?💁🏼
Only two weeks left of the @Pornhub Master Batters softball season! We’ve got two good games lined up tomorrow AND a free @PollackMfg hat giveaway! 6:30/7:30 on beautiful Boncosky Blue.
#DoItForTheHub#PutOnForPollack
The @Pornhub Master Batters came out flaccid (championship hangover) in Game 1, and got their asses slapped around. However, Game 2 was a different story. The #MasterBatters sacked up and returned the ass slapping in mercy rule fashion.
#StriveForGreatness#DoItForTheHub
Gametime in 30 minutes! Big time rivalry game against Northwest Herald! Expect player/owner/coach/social media coordinator/graphic designer/equipment manager/photographer/left fielder @tony_morrissey1 to play this one with a chip on his shoulder.
#StriveForGreatness
It’d be a shame if the folks over @barstoolsports saw this and joined in our the sponsorship...I know @BarstoolBigCat would look incredible in a @Pornhub jersey