Baydin Pastuck

▪️Finish fast, go to bed early ▪️Live my life a case of pilly at a time

[Baydin Pastuck @MasterBaydin]

@Creed how much to book you for a wedding

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Try that in a small town

[Baydin Pastuck @MasterBaydin]

@ShaniaTwain I’m having a party. A party for two. #sexyinyoursocks

[Baydin Pastuck @MasterBaydin]

@JimCarrey should do another stand up special #standupcomedy #comedy #jimcarrey

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Let’s check in on the Bills fans before a night game

[Baydin Pastuck @MasterBaydin]

Driving Tip: If you’re gonna drink and drive drink fireball or crème de menthe, that way if you get pulled over it smells like you’re chewing gum.

[Josh Allen @JoshAllenQB]

Assistant favorite Qb, or assistant to your favorite Qb?

[Baydin Pastuck @MasterBaydin]

how come if someone says “it’s 20 to 6” no one bats an eye, but as soon as you say “it’s a third to 6” they lose their shit? #Time

[Baydin Pastuck @MasterBaydin]

@GordonRamsay who has been the most entertaining contestant on #MasterChef this far!? #stephen

[Baydin Pastuck @MasterBaydin]

this is the most consecutive days @DetroitRedWings have gone without a loss this season #nhl #Covid_19

[Baydin Pastuck @MasterBaydin]

@JoeyLangone @DanaB_Number3 @cardawg17

[𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐊𝐒 @LANDMVRKS]

Our next song will be the heaviest song we ever wrote, just saying.

[Baydin Pastuck @MasterBaydin]

holy fuck @AM34 ripped that!

[Baydin Pastuck @MasterBaydin]

@Emojipedia why y’all have salt🧂but no pepper? #blackspicesmatter

[Baydin Pastuck @MasterBaydin]

@CountingCrows do you guys count crows or are you a bunch of crows that can count?

[Baydin Pastuck @MasterBaydin]

@Marner93 I’m going to buy a jersey, what number should I put on it? #16 #93

[Baydin Pastuck @MasterBaydin]

Marvel: Have Danny Devito play the rebooted Wolverine in the MCU - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/Q9KbAQEksF via @CdnChange

[Baydin Pastuck @MasterBaydin]

@HISTORY How about a special episode of #ForgedInFire where the judges face off against each other!? @Neilson_Knives vs @DougMarcaida vs #davidbaker vs #benabbott

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

A very cool moment from @AM34, honoring his current teammate and long-time @SanJoseSharks, Patrick Marleau!

[Baydin Pastuck @MasterBaydin]

atta boy @AM34! #classact #NHLAllStar #LeafsForever