MasterBismuth

I'm dead inside but my body keeps moving. Critical of the State of Alabama; it's awful. Videographer, artist, and programmer. Unemployable cripple and monster.

[MasterBismuth @MasterBismuth]

Truth that needs be spat.

[MasterBismuth @MasterBismuth]

@mikeklubnika Tough to compete with this level of high-fidelity, big-budget, baby-kicking technology. They've reinvented the entire field. All prior works in this subject are now mired in disgrace.

[MasterBismuth @MasterBismuth]

@Dong_Quixote1 @RRSnakehead You're braver than the troops to subject yourself to any recent Spielbergian machinations. He has always been somewhat dubious but I think he used to have a bit more vision at least.

[MasterBismuth @MasterBismuth]

Still can't believe I haven't been re-suspended yet. I've been expecting the hammer to come down on me any ol' minute now since I've written far more here than I planned to (had a fair few stimulants today). Got me real nervous. Is the maelstrom finally over? How can I even know?

[Thon🦇 @svvshi]

The tooth seed (more horror studies)

[MasterBismuth @MasterBismuth]

@girldrawsghosts Good time to be on a private account, I can tell you that much.

[MasterBismuth @MasterBismuth]

Please forward my plea to Satosh Nintendo-San himself. May my words be heard and my heart's earnest plea respected as truth!

[MasterBismuth @MasterBismuth]

I shall make the following statement to Nintendo: if y'all reconsider Arctic Eggs for release on your consoles you will single-handedly sell me a Switch 2. This is a legitimately killer app for the Nintendo motion control systems, and I can elaborate on why this is so.

[The Water Museum @WaterMuseum_]

Half the people in the comments don’t know that this was a joke, which just shows how naturally the game fits the vibe

Nintendo I am begging you to reconsider my application

[MasterBismuth @MasterBismuth]

They are games with class, and thus it is only naturally that they should be made available on that which is easily, far and away, THE classiest piece of dedicated gaming hardware on the market: the Nintendo Switch 2. It's a match made in heaven, baby! Don't sleep on this deal!

[The Water Museum @WaterMuseum_]

Half the people in the comments don’t know that this was a joke, which just shows how naturally the game fits the vibe

Nintendo I am begging you to reconsider my application

[MasterBismuth @MasterBismuth]

I will say this though: there's a great deal to be gleaned from reading The Hunter. Only thing that'll be left after this will be to watch my fresh BluRay of Point Blank starring Lee Marvin to complete the fourth corner of this little critical analysis I'm pondering over here.

[MasterBismuth @MasterBismuth]

Huh? Am I unsuspended or something? It's letting me type this post on my phone.

[MasterBismuth @MasterBismuth]

And boy, wouldn't it be something if I were posting my critical analysis insights and notes for The Hunter on here? Not a chance in fucking Hell of that now. I got punished for discussing a fucking manga. Like Hell I'm gonna post anything of substance here now.
Too risky, man!

[MasterBismuth @MasterBismuth]

@Dong_Quixote1 It needs to be taken out back behind the barn and eliminated like a rabid dog. It's rotten and my opinion of the site has soured to the point that even with all the good times I've had here I'd like to see this place finally fail and just turn to dust. It's time.

[MasterBismuth @MasterBismuth]

@Dong_Quixote1 Of memorable fuck-ups they've perpetrated under the present site ownership this last incident is one that I hope will not soon be forgotten. In truth I hope it speeds along this site's implosion. This beast has lost what grace it one had by virtue of having once been Twitter.

[MasterBismuth @MasterBismuth]

@girldrawsghosts Pretty sure she's pathologically averse and possibly allergic to people who keep it 100% real and true, and in my humble esteem that is definitely you.