Master Chief Financial Officer

Still trying to calculate depreciation on a set of Mjolnir Mk IV. Bloomberg terminal beats Forerunner Terminal. #DefundHumanSangheliResources

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@Halo My Asian wife with a Fish Head and No Cannons will use this skin!

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@EndWokeness I thank them for maple syrup and for ruining every movie theater experience I’ve ever had. That’s about it.

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@JaxonRen26348 @nonregemesse Sorry the best we can do is Jaxon Hood

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@lastchalice Sure. It’s only behind
1,2,3,ODST, Reach and 4

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@UhKnope @WhiteHouse Your game?

No troon.

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@JuggaloSpyder17 What universe? The one Bungie created or the weird universe you’ve concocted where you think you’re a woman? 😂😂😂

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@ALegendaryDrops @bryan4208 Firing all the people with pronouns in their email signature would be a good place to start 😂

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@Uc_heyy02 Putting on that amount of muscle mass should have been easier for him because he is a male.

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@Kirm11n @bryan4208 @KKGB92 @Garbear0II9 You sound like a troon who is pissed that Christians are mean and don’t like you 😂

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

“BUNGIE NEVER SPECIFICALLY SAID THE FORERUNNERS WERE HUMAN EXCEPT FOR ALL THE TIMES THEY SPECIFICALLY DID BUT WE PRETEND THEY DIDN’T!!!”

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@Gazz477 You don’t know your own gender. Trust me that is way sadder than paying for Twitter 😂

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@IDFHero @AndrewM36013517 @hecubian_devil @ReactionaryLuma Remember that one time the Covenant did us a huge favor?

I tried to tell them that the portal to the Ark was in New Delhi but they wouldn’t go near the place. Even the Grunts said it smelled too bad.

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@Evil_FloridaMan @AndrewM36013517 @hecubian_devil @ReactionaryLuma New Mombasa seems to have an awful lot of >2 story buildings which by itself implies white people are running the show.

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@Coinvo

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@Emdecay @bryan4208 I see you’re one of them Pride people huh?

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@Metal_Lite @bryan4208 @SirMcVibes lol what a faggot

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@catb0mb

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@Crypt0_Facts @alimahtoxic Just wait until he finds out about the causal relationship between Homosexuality and AIDS

[Master Chief Financial Officer @MasterChiefCFO]

@gold_athena_ So Master Chief remains biologically male, just mentally ill now.

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