MasterFail_Au

Irreverent tweets on anything related to Aussie MasterChef (and then some)

[Johnny VEight @johnny_veight]

The best thing about tonight's show is that everyone is going home today. #MasterChefAU #masterchef

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

5 hrs to make a #Heston dessert! Borrow a #helicopter from #BronwynBishop fly to the #FatDuck in UK and bring the dessert back #MasterchefAU

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

I love how Marco states the obvious. Need more of that in reality television. Do I smell something burning? #MasterChef_Au #Masterchef_Aust

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

That “panna cotta” looks akin to something that Shrek blew outta his nose. White Team: FAIL #MasterChef #MasterChefAU

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

Only episode 2 of #MasterChefAU 2015 and we have massive problems with our Madeleine. Oh You’re Awful Madeleine!

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

Welcome back everyone! Here we go again for 2015. Let's enjoy the ride.

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

Whoar!! BANDY still looks hot #MasterChefAU

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

Brent Brent Brent Brent Brent Brent Brent Brent Brent Brent Brent Brent Brent Brent Brent Brent Brent Brent Brent #MasterChefAU

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

I can’t be naffed to make a Chocolate Ethereal dessert. Maybe Coles will have a 1/2 price special on them tomorrow? #Masterchefau

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

Just looking at Peter Gilmour’s CHOCOLATE ETHEREAL dessert makes me gain 5 kilos. Jenny Craig, look away!! #Masterchefau

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

Snow Egg: I’m baaaaack! Bigger, badder and bolder than before! #Masterchefau

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

Now there’s an idea for the next #Masterchef_Aust spinoff. NONNA-Chef Australia!

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

RT @Kevs_view: Think George is actually wearing his original little wog boy first communion outfit #Masterchefau

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

If I was Laura I would have picked up the roast garlic from the floor and used it. 5 sec rule applies! #Masterchef_Aust

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

In a bid to keep ahead of SQ and EK, QANTAS introduces free showers in economy class on A380 LAX-MEL flight but passengers still unhappy!

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

RT @HieroHero: Jamie needs a moment… to hide in the pantry like a little girl. #masterchefau

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

Oh the dilemma! Marco Pierre White and the home cooks, or Blues vs Maroons?? #MasterChefAU

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

Just changed channel to #MasterChefAU and thought the test pattern was on screen. Then realized it was Matt Preston’s suit.

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

When Marco Pierre White mutters “I look forward to spending time with you”, he reminds me of Silence of the Lambs. Spooky! #Masterchef_Aust

[MasterFail_Au @MasterFail_Au]

There’s SPAM! Yes! Spam burgers... Spam & cheese toasties? #Masterchef_Aust