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[Maithya @maithya21]

nowadays nimekua nikishindwa mbona nikona vivid dreams kumbe ni withdrawals za weed

[Brook @brook_timbe]

Stop rewarding yourself with food, wewe si mbwa!!

[Haky @Haky49501827]

Ebu ambieni Gen-Z there is something called Resignation Letter😂hawa jamaa bana unawapigia kuwauliza kwani hauingii kazi,unaskia “Mimi niliwawachia Hio kazi yenu”😂😂

[Mwangî @archiemwas]

If you have my number never hesitate adding me as a referee. I’ll be your manager, Hr, school principal anything just let me know in advance what I am so that I can play it well

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Anyone with extreme religiosity is an instant red flag.

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

Whose f*cking permission are you waiting for?

Go do your thing. You're going to die.

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Dereva wa nchi ni people pleaser. And we're not the people he pleases.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Back in highschool after strike kuna jamaa alipatwa na panga kwa box kuulizwa ni ya nini akasema ni ya kupaka mkate blue band😂😂

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Na vijana mjue there's nothing like Stability. Kwa hii life you'll never be stable.

[MMUST @TeacherInocent]

I was never influenced into smoking, I always wanted to try it and when I did I knew it was meant for me

[NOVA @UTDqueen]

Sai kuniomba loan imefika 3 figures itanitoa online very fast maximum ikue 95 bob

[Lydell @thatslydell]

I only fuck with the movers and shakers if you playing a victim of life please get the fuck out my face

[Bright.web3 @brightafia]

You are 16x more likely to get a deal done if you meet someone in person.

[. @Fimiye]

The fact that Twitter isn't contact synced is a big win

[🫧𝕋𝕠𝕜𝕒𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕤🫧 @theone90x]

"if i were you"
you'd be high as fuck if you were me.

[Rubison @rubison_]

Envy no one, for whatever you see, a price was paid.

[🐉 @Kamau266]

The dream of an average black person can't be going to slave abroad mahn we need to do better .

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Honestly kulock in inataka some level of ruthlessness. Huezi lock in proper kama huezi drop kila mtu na kitu that is not aligned to your goals.

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Before you decide to marry just know women eat. You'll be buying a weird amount of food and tissue paper bro.

[Orni🍀 @Meetrichy1]

If you are the bread winner in your family, try to eat the bread too, you are not a slave.