🥕 MasterMinion (_._) ⚫️

Nobody knows if the stock's gonna go up, down, sideways or in f-ing circles - Wolf of WS

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face - M. Tyson.

[Stats @punk9059]

This would obviously imply that they sell their full BTC bag and give it to STRC holders leaving MSTR with… (Saylor’s private jet?)

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Terrible low quality badly edited crypto update video coming this weekend to commentate on how poor we all are now.

Also Alt Szn.

[🥕 MasterMinion (_._) ⚫️ @MasterMinion2]

@BloodReaver Yeah, thought so... 🙄

[🥕 MasterMinion (_._) ⚫️ @MasterMinion2]

@DissentFu How would your life be different if there hadn't been a trillionaire now? Please elaborate.

[🥕 MasterMinion (_._) ⚫️ @MasterMinion2]

@redfoxbrownhat @zinc_cash Yeah, sure, until it dumps 90%

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Good sir. Are you retarded?

It's unrealized. Elon doesn't have 50 billion in cash on him.

And if he dumped 50 billion in stock, the stock price would cut in half, wrecking investors.

Nor should he have to give up 5% ownership of his company.

Giving the failing wasteful corrupt government more money by wrecking the values of our most productive companies is not the answer. Stop it.

[𝗶𝗮𝗺𝟰𝘅 (🌷,🦈) @iam4x]

Happy 8 figs to those who celebrates.

Today is the first milestone of @proliquid_xyz after 18 days of live trading.

After starting this project as a solo dev/founder in November last year up to now it has been a wild ride.

It first started as a simple project to replace some tooling existing for making better decisions before taking a trade by aggregating exchanges (screener, funding, multi-charts, news aggregator, telegram channels).

To the current state of running a whole better infrastructure for trading on @HyperliquidX with faster feedback, better order types, faster execution to enter a trade and exit while maximizing being a maker and paying less trade fees.

I still don't have a homepage / landing page to push the product to a broader audience than the people following my posts on X.

But I'm infinitely grateful to the people who have been trying the product since day one, giving me feedback and pushing me to build more and faster.

The only issue is that friends who have tried https://t.co/8d6kBql21B just can't switch anymore elsewhere as it's highly addictive.

Job not done 🦈❤️

[José Donato @josedonato__]

0x addresses are hard to memorize and don't bring much value by themselves

so i started labeling popular hl wallets, now they show a name across cryexc (see image)

traders, funds, deployers, all in a public directory

feel free to copy or scrape, link below

[Miad @ZFXtrading]

The Aston Martin IPO

Fool me once , good on you
Fool me twice, Shame on me

[🥕 MasterMinion (_._) ⚫️ @MasterMinion2]

@WhiteWhaleLabs Anybody knows how to claim the winnings? Thanks.

[The White Whale @WhiteWhaleLabs]

Join Me In The Mines & Win

Because many of you are asking, here's a ref link:

https://t.co/eNqKX12drZ

I will give away 100% of proceeds earned on this link to my X followers every single month with proof.

The first giveaway will be one random winner who shared this post.

[🥕 MasterMinion (_._) ⚫️ @MasterMinion2]

@_Checkmatey_ I knew it all along. Peter Schiff is Willy Wonka.

[_Checkmate 🟠🔑⚡☢️🛢️ @_Checkmatey_]

BREAKING: Jane Street just used a quantum computer to solve the asteroid mining problem, which looks set to inflate the gold and silver supply to infinity!

The SpaceX IPO is just the tip of the spear for this catastrophic bug of using money derived from the periodic table!

[🥕 MasterMinion (_._) ⚫️ @MasterMinion2]

@punk9059 I don't know much about IPOs, valuations, etc The thing that puzzles me though regarding this specific IPO is how much shilling is going on out there. I keep getting e-mails from various brokers selling that stuff. Never happened to before. Wonder why they pushing it so badly 🤔

[🥕 MasterMinion (_._) ⚫️ @MasterMinion2]

@Tyler_Did_It A bargain ;-)

[🥕 MasterMinion (_._) ⚫️ @MasterMinion2]

@punk9059 Oh, another Tue morning in the crypto land.
Anything new today? 😀

[Richard E. Ptardio @RichardPtardio]

Asian Financial Crisis, 1997.

I had convinced myself I understood Asia because I owned two linen suits and could say "another bottle, please" in Cantonese.

This, as it turned out, was not sufficient risk management.

I was long property, long the HKD and above all long my own brilliance.

Every morning the screens bled red and by September, half the desk looked like it had aged twenty years.

The cruelest part was not the money, but rather the speed with which certainty vanished.

One minute you are drinking martinis at the Mandarin Oriental, the next you're selling your golf clubs to a dentist from Kowloon.