SharpChic

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[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

#ThereShouldBeAFilterFor a lot of things, but my mind and my mouth ain’t on that list.

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

With the holidays approaching, perhaps @amazon should train delivery persons not to leave packages out for thieves when there is an enclosed porch. Or perhaps hire persons who read delivery instructions.

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

Hey @FedEx does your mom take medication? @FedExHelp, is it cool if she doesn’t get it timely?
Well, some of us get OVERNIGHT REFRIGERATED medicine. If it’s sent on Thursday, a Monday HOT delivery is NOT okay.

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

Apparently the @USPS needs to start providing photo evidence of deliveries like the other carriers. My cameras show no delivery was made to MY house today. How do we fix this @USPSHelp ?

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

Pardon me @USPS, but could @USPSHelp possibly explain how my package went from Florida to Texas to Louisiana (where I live) to Georgia? Y’all’s Google Maps must be f*cking with y’all.

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

Hey @UPS, when did the front steps become the same as the enclosed porch? That is a stack of THREE packages he left out on the steps for the #PorchPirates and the threat of rain.

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

Seriously @FedEx @FedExHelp, why can’t your delivery drivers be bothered to follow delivery instructions? The package wasn’t too heavy to put inside the porch…it’s pillows.
#DoBetter

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

Aloha & Mahalo! @united, y’all need to know that your Honolulu based flight attendant, Julie Stewart, is the most magnificent woman I’ve encountered on a flight since my days flying PanAm!

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

So @UPS, is it just way too hard to leave packages INSIDE a porch to prevent advertising to every thief passing by??

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

So @VerizonSupport can you tell me why a dude called my work phone today and then cursed me when I said I don’t make decisions about my @Verizon company phone?

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

So @UPS , is this why you’re laying off 20,000 employees, since they can’t deliver packages with care?

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

WTF, @FedEx ?! These were live plants, but for all y’all knew it could’ve been my great grandmother’s china. @FedExHelp , y’all know this is ridiculous.
#DoBetter

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

At this point, it feels like it’s just become a game to @UPS to do a poor job at delivering packages.
#DoBetter #PorchDoorIsntTheFrontDoor #PorchPirateBait

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

Packages tossed out on the front steps, two days in a row, @UPS ?
#DoBetter

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

Well, @UPS it appears I have to once again ask why your drivers can’t put a REFRIGERATED MEDICAL package inside the enclosed porch??
#DoBetter #PorchPiratesAbound #TheSunDoesntRefrigerate

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

My connectivity is NOT dependable. I’ve tried online, on the app, & instore to resolve the problem with no success. I’ve been in this store for 63 minutes & my continued wait is possibly another hour! @ATT please define “PROMPT”.

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

Pardon me @UPS but what the hell?! It’s coming on holiday/porch pirate season & your delivery guys can’t even be bothered to walk up steps?

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

Once again @FedEx fails; and customer service is so great you can’t speak to a human at @FedExHelp so I don’t get a time sensitive package.

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

Shreveport @raisingcanes is just as expected. Placed a mobile curbside order; waited 10 minutes; had to go inside to wait another 20 minutes. Shoulda gone to @S_C_Chicken

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

If @RegionsBank could figure out calendars, perhaps I’d have had a valid debit card to get groceries this morning.

[SharpChic @MasterODaVerse]

@RegionsBank it would’ve been cool if I’d had a valid debit card when I went for groceries this morning. Too bad calendars are hard for y’all.
#DoBetter