chef mik

Masc lesbian chef || bakes edibles better than you bake bread || 5x Restaurant Rescue applicant

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@GovPritzker This cannot be factually accurate! I know it is Donald’s fault!!!

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I know people wearing masks today have enjoyed a cigarette or two before. AQI 390 hits and suddenly everyone discovers lung health. A 30-minute walk outside rn is basically indulging in a cigarette without the buzzington

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Where and who are all the people my Uber drivers are always on the phone with?

[FO𝕏 YOU @F0XYOU]

What’s going on at the Empire State Building?

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Can’t wait to shank this golf ball into the Woods. #dunkin

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Winnie’s in old town is run by terrorists #jihad #bibi

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Can’t wait to dodge potholes, armed robberies, and the Riddler just to watch the Bears lose by 14 in Hammond, Indiana and then make the same pilgrimage home

[WhatDidYouSay @NoFilterMeSorry]

@ChicagosMayor @ChicagoMPO Translation…

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@GovPritzker Little em-dash action? Are we having ChatGPT start writing our tweets?

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@salesforce unsurprising news

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If you have worked at @salesforce, I know you are underqualified for any position outside of that company.

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@ChiTownCircus Finest scholars in the entire city!

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@JBPritzker Income tax, sales tax, property tax, gas tax, cigarette tax, cannabis tax, alcohol tax, gambling tax, amusement tax, utility taxes, rideshare fees, hotel tax, parking fees… did I miss anything? Maybe better budget management would actually help low and middle income IL residents

[chef mik @MasterOgre13]

Josh Jacobs with the full GTA mission list of charges: battery, criminal damage to property, disorderly conduct, strangulation/suffocation, and intimidation of a victim. #beardown

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$PL bullish on this Johnny since birth

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@ChicagosMayor @chicago The only part anyone actually noticed, the “democracy zones,” got removed because it was legally questionable. So after all the drama, speeches, and headlines, Chicago ended up with a task force, mailbox suggestions, and anti-doxing language.

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I am presently being held as a hostage on a United Arlines flight. #baltimore #atlanticcity #flying

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

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@JBPritzker Maybe it’s time to come up with a few original ideas and actually help the people of Illinois. Word salads and higher taxes aren’t exactly moving the needle for everyday residents #chicago #crime #taxes

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@ChicagosMayor Brandon Johnson being mayor of Chicago is like an assistant equipment manager becoming the general manager responsible for all payroll, contracts, roster decisions, and overall operations of a major franchise. #chicago