Oroku "Shredder" Saki

if you got a problem, yo ill solve it... check out the hook while my dj kills the ninja turtles.

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

@BroodyGambit @IDWPublishing @TMNT Im as pleased as any guy would be when surrounded by a bunch of shirtless ninja robots.

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

@MsCrystalMariah I think if a girl can *consistently* attract dudes like that, she should just stand in front of a pit of lava. Prob solved.

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

@MsCrystalMariah Ask me anything. I got nothing but the truth ready to fire. I have blades on my shoulders and wrists to cut the bullshit.

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

@MsCrystalMariah I’m the arch nemesis to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I’m as honest a nigga as one can possibly be.

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

@2000Adam that trailer was designed by krang to emit poison brainwashing gas from your usb slots, manipulating you into thinking it’s good.

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

@NicoleLopo in my personal experience, it’s ALWAYS good to know that a girl doesn’t have an infinite endless void in that spot on her body.

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

@nathanlaj I know you were asking @thekevinwilson, but since when did eating meat in the same mouthful as cheese and fruit make any sense?

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

@2000Adam Of course I heard about Turtles 2. I felt like not enough fans had their childhoods destroyed by the first one, and financed pt. 2

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

@2000Adam Sorry for the delay, I was filling mutagen man’s tank back up with the case of Orbitz drink i got from time travelling to 1997.

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

@Team17Ltd 20 years releasing the same game over and over again is huge! Due propers.

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

@_sxdni sweet ‘chuck work, Mikey + looks like you mutated into something much more attractive than your other hideous turtle bros. #hot

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

The whole Michael Bay transformers thing was my idea. Enjoy, you insufferable TMNT fans, while my brilliant screenplay rapes your memories.

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

15 years since my clan shot up Biggie Smalls. Thought he was the guy behind the Ninja Rap. My bad. #RIPBIG

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

Pshhhh... @I_Made_A_Funny

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

@I_Made_A_Funny Jesus christ, your mastery of the english language is as bad as your skills in the martial arts. Cowabunga, dude. GTFOH.

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

@I_Made_A_Funny whatever man - you learned your ninja in a cage while watching a fuckin' white belt claw the air. http://t.co/cammTPKZ

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

@I_Made_A_Funny hows your little sewer sausage party goin? Getting lotsa pizza down, dudes? Fuck me, its too easy.

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

@I_Made_A_Funny Still fixated on my ass, Goober? Whatever old man, do your worst. You know where to find me.

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

@I_Made_A_Funny Love the fact that your genitals are so insignificant that you use other meaningless appendages as replacement. #tinypenis

[Oroku "Shredder" Saki @mastershredder]

@I_Made_A_Funny Listen.. if you lay ur gay rat rhetoric on me one more time, Im sendng Baxter to rearrange your DNA. U aint nunchukkin shit.