Master Vile (Roleplay Account)

Supreme master of evil, father to Rita Repulsa and Rito Revolto, father-in-law to Lord Zedd, Goldar fights for our family #RP

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

@TheVileWitch Who knows, I've been asleep. <knocks a layer of dust from his sleeve and a cloud of dust from his shoulder> Apparently the cleaners have gone on strike again

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

@TheVileWitch no, it definitely isn't last year, I'd recognise last year anywhere

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

@TheVileWitch I'm fairly certain I was awake in May, is it still this year or are in next year yet?

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

@TheVileWitch if it afternoon? I've lost track totally, I must have dozed off again

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

@TheVileWitch I'll be a hundred percent honest, I'm not even entirely certain I do breathe

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

right there with you

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

@GoldarWarrior @Moon_Witch <munches his popcorn> Ooof, should have seen that one coming

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

One the one hand, this is just unadulterated bat-shit insanity. On the other hand, my God you have to appreciate the bravery <settles back with popcorn ready for the fireworks>

[Goldar @GoldarWarrior]

@TheVileWitch @Moon_Witch

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

@GhoulishHarps Master Vile... and of course it's real, it's magic; very little point in magic if it's not real

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

@Rito_Revolto_ <mutters> I knew having two was a mistake

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

Rewind this several thousand years and this is me rescuing you as a toddler from your sister

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

@GhoulishHarps Probably best not to dwell on that <clears throat and gestures to the snacks> Have a biscuit

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

@GhoulishHarps no, quite right, of course I didn't, you must be imagining things

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

@GhoulishHarps ahh, you've met the wife then <conjures a steaming pot of tea and some snacks>

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

@GhoulishHarps <smiles and conjures a chair> I like you, have a seat

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

@GhoulishHarps I'm... <considers the answer based on how high you are>… complicated. I take it you're one of Rito's friends

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

@GhoulishHarps <watches as you struggle to focus> oh dear, has someone left the potion lab open again?

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

@GhoulishHarps Very real... although, a hallucination would say that as well

[Master Vile (Roleplay Account) @MasterVile1]

@GhoulishHarps Language! I can assure you there is absolutely nothing holy about anyone in this family