Andy Knight

|| QA Analyst @ Epic Games
|| cur. @FortniteGame on all things OG. prev. @FallGuysGame & @RocketRacing
|| Same Panic, Different Disco
|| All views are my own

[Andy Knight @MasterZholtan]

@Kojima_Hideo A true honour to meet you then Kojima-san

[Andy Knight @MasterZholtan]

@Fallout Fuck sake, I'm back.

[Andy Knight @MasterZholtan]

I took the day off sick because I'm super rundown. I spent it all in bed playing Football Manager but I jumped like Grandpa Joe after this Champions League performance.

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Let’s say you got 100 average men. No weapons. No training. Just fear in their eyes and dad bods in their way.

Then you got ONE full-grown silverback gorilla—600 pounds of pure rage, muscle, and tree-rippin’ power.

Now here comes the math…

Outta those 100 men, maybe 25% don’t even show up once they see the gorilla. That’s 25 cowards eliminated immediately.

Then you got 33 1/3% of ‘em tryin’ to talk it out—they’re done.
Another 20% just stand there frozen, pissing their pants.

Now you're left with about 21 guys, panicked, half-committed, and getting LAUNCHED like lawn darts.

But what if Big Poppa Pump’s in the mix? You just tipped the freakin’ scale.

Now it's not 100 men vs 1 gorilla… it’s 1 gorilla vs the Genetic Freak. And that spells disaster for that Gorilla.

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Me in my back garden attempting to recreate them Declan Rice free kicks

[Friday Again @_Garfie_Baby]

It's a Friday once again!!

[Andy Knight @MasterZholtan]

We've really not evolved as humans in 1000 years have we. what in the medieval peasantry is this.
M'lord needs swans for his feast, go get a fucking frozen chicken from Asda like the rest of us

[Will Ospreay • ウィル・オスプレイ @WillOspreay]

Here is the moment that I met @RogerCraigSmith !

When @Assassins_UK opened this doorway into meeting the man that played the role of Ezio. I didn’t think I’d be star struck. But here I am.

This was the ultimate pleasure meeting the man that changed my career.

#ad

[Andy Knight @MasterZholtan]

Okay okay. I've finally run out of things to do, so I guess its time for the Main quest now

[Meng's Mullet @MengsMullet]

Seal talks about his love of Alice in Chains, because he's a man of taste.

[Andy Knight @MasterZholtan]

Finally made it to the point where the only thing I have left to do in KCD2 is attend some kind of wedding? Its something called a Mainquest? Must be a Czech word I've not heard of. #KCD2

[Andy Knight @MasterZholtan]

@RockstarGames Save Transfer mayhapssss ?

[Andy Knight @MasterZholtan]

I hope Twitter compression doesn't ruin these screenshots. KCD2 is honestly my perfect game, I can just wander the forest drinking cheap wine and sometimes I get approached by strange men who want to sell me an apple for 100 groschen

[Andy Knight @MasterZholtan]

@helldivers2 F

[Fextralife @Fextralife]

⭐Empyreal Demo Arrives at Steam Next Fest⭐

This is your opportunity to jump in and see what the game is all about if you’ve been curious about it.

Article: https://t.co/N0jkM8zsVO

#Empyreal #SilentGames

[Andy Knight @MasterZholtan]

in the Venn Diagram of people who care about this. I am the circle!

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

A man who never eats pork bun is never a whole man.

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

A man who never eats pork bun is never a whole man.

[The Game Bakers @TheGameBakers]

People ask us how we designed our inventory system.

This is actually just how we get things out of our backpacks irl