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I took the day off sick because I'm super rundown. I spent it all in bed playing Football Manager but I jumped like Grandpa Joe after this Champions League performance.
Let’s say you got 100 average men. No weapons. No training. Just fear in their eyes and dad bods in their way.
Then you got ONE full-grown silverback gorilla—600 pounds of pure rage, muscle, and tree-rippin’ power.
Now here comes the math…
Outta those 100 men, maybe 25% don’t even show up once they see the gorilla. That’s 25 cowards eliminated immediately.
Then you got 33 1/3% of ‘em tryin’ to talk it out—they’re done.
Another 20% just stand there frozen, pissing their pants.
Now you're left with about 21 guys, panicked, half-committed, and getting LAUNCHED like lawn darts.
But what if Big Poppa Pump’s in the mix? You just tipped the freakin’ scale.
Now it's not 100 men vs 1 gorilla… it’s 1 gorilla vs the Genetic Freak. And that spells disaster for that Gorilla.
We've really not evolved as humans in 1000 years have we. what in the medieval peasantry is this.
M'lord needs swans for his feast, go get a fucking frozen chicken from Asda like the rest of us
Here is the moment that I met @RogerCraigSmith !
When @Assassins_UK opened this doorway into meeting the man that played the role of Ezio. I didn’t think I’d be star struck. But here I am.
This was the ultimate pleasure meeting the man that changed my career.
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Finally made it to the point where the only thing I have left to do in KCD2 is attend some kind of wedding? Its something called a Mainquest? Must be a Czech word I've not heard of. #KCD2
I hope Twitter compression doesn't ruin these screenshots. KCD2 is honestly my perfect game, I can just wander the forest drinking cheap wine and sometimes I get approached by strange men who want to sell me an apple for 100 groschen
⭐Empyreal Demo Arrives at Steam Next Fest⭐
This is your opportunity to jump in and see what the game is all about if you’ve been curious about it.
Article: https://t.co/N0jkM8zsVO
#Empyreal#SilentGames