Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain

Master Interrogator-Chaplain of the Dark Angels, generally disliked by Heretics and weak minds. Gatekeeper, your slurs hold no power here heathens.

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

I want to be clear because people get emotional over this. Gate keeping is good and it is needed. Our universe is amazing even with all the flaws and as someone relatively new to 40k I don't want it to change like I've watched many other spaces.

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

@VeiledShadow343 @baalzamon35 Not me. I pressed 100,000s of thousands of potatoes in the press, blanching, and shocking 😂 been there done that

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

@VeiledShadow343 @baalzamon35 Or not buying everything top brand. Fries have cheaper options and cheese sliced from the deli is cheaper and actual cheese

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

@For_Macragge @spaceshark23 @AndrewZ24597481 Holy Throne of Terra

[MariusGage @For_Macragge]

@spaceshark23 @AndrewZ24597481 👉👈

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

It disgusts me how cheaply he'll just spend his wings.... We used to have standards as a society

[Quite_Problematic @QuiteProblmatic]

My OnlyOwls debut is coming up soon.

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

@QuiteProblmatic @Chainsword40k I've been finding some gold the last 2 days but I still have a clear favorite and it isn't WH40 😂 easily my favorite DA meme

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

"you haven't jumped through enough of our hoops and reached enough goalposts to be considered a fan"

How about you go fuck yourself you abomination. You're not the good guy here you degenerate 😂

We aren't doing your struggle sessions and no matter how many slurs you try or how much you scream, we will mock you and celebrate watching your ideology fail.

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

Wow that's crazy, how about we talk about communism and what happened to anyone that spoke against it.

The far right hasn't been in power in the US yet. What's coming is going to be worse if y'all don't get your shit together. I don't want to go that route personally.

The American Empire is coming.

[Cucumberman @BersekEv]

Cuando la ultraderecha llega al poder lo primero que hace es maltratar al pueblo.

En Chile, un carabinero rocía salvajemente con gas pimienta la cara de una menor de edad que se manifestaba.

El fascismo nunca avanza: solo es violencia.

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

@QuiteProblmatic @Chainsword40k Annnnnddd yoink

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

A squad? Squad and a Primarch? 100 points? 1000?

Well you haven't read all the codexes and white dwarf lore drops, wow you haven't read the Heresy? You've only read the Heresy?

Being them has to be exhausting. I used to be a miserable angry drunk and being 5 years removed I look back wondering how I survived. More through the miserable asshole I was, just constantly maxed out in a shit mood. It has to eat at their soul, right?

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

@SE_Templar_Evil I live for the Emperor, fueled by hate, motivated by disgust, and I thirst for commie tears

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

@QuiteProblmatic @Chainsword40k We should've listened to Patton...

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

@SE_Templar_Evil That makes me want to bully them more

[Grimdark_Enlightenment @Grimedark]

@cartoonywriter Shingles are temporary, but duty is eternal

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

@Hafvnir64 @spaceshark23 @AetiusRF I'm just torn between pla and resin. I'm in a space bind right now too 😂

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

@Hafvnir64 @spaceshark23 @AetiusRF I'm shopping around for one, I had an ender 3 but it reached the end of its service. I'd love any and all recommendations so if you find a good one let me now please

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

Hear my words servant of the Imperium

Friday is within our grasp and there's one more push to get there. Reload your weapons and seek any repair needed.

Get out there and make the Emperor proud.

The Emperor Protects.

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

@spaceshark23 I love this

[Sharky @spaceshark23]

Happy Killdozer Day

[Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain @Master_Asmodai]

@Grimedark @Sargon_of_Akkad Good! It's appreciated and I hope to see your fan base swell

[Black-Guy™️ @Kokujinkisama]

Contrary to popular belief, the Power Word retains impact regardless of who employs it.