My cousin sister, funmi has always been the quiet, church-going type on the surface—slim waist, full hips, and that innocent smile that fools everyone. But last weekend, she came to my place looking wrecked in the best way possible, eyes tired but glowing, and spilled everything.
She met this guy, felix through a mutual friend at a house party. Tall, muscular, with a deep voice and the kind of confidence that makes your knees weak. They flirted heavy all night, and by 2 a.m., she was in his apartment, clothes already half-off. Ada told me she was horny as fuck and decided to take control
Shoutout to everyone with ADHD who showed up on time today. Nobody saw the 4 alarms, the clothes laid out the night before, and the leaving 30 minutes early to absorb the inevitable detour.